Beachaven 

Only the most dope pool in Clarksville, Tn where all the female guards are bitches and a random male guard that likes to drink a lot of milk. There is no place to hide from the sun, and the water is cold as ice . Never any parking spaces so be prepared to walk a mile. Other than that.... pools clean! 5 starts !

Child 1: Barksdale blows

Child 2: I'm to drunk right now to operate

Child 1: let's skip school and to Beachaven cause its crunk as fuck there

Beachaven by Minivan13 June 16, 2013

Belhaven 

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords brew. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance

Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.

Belhaven by Samhain_Knight August 17, 2004

beauhagen

A term of endearment for black people.

"Damn Tony, our town is being overrun with beauhagens."

beauhagen by NDog July 12, 2007

Belhaven Ale 

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords nectar. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance

Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.

Belhaven Ale by Samhain_Knight April 14, 2005

beathoven 

Beethoven’s younger and more violent brother, who makes sick beats but not it the way you think.

Beethoven: I may not be able to hear but god dayum I make my shit on point
Beathoven: *beats the ever living fuck out of Beethoven, despite being deaf*

beathoven by Mr. Suitsland May 24, 2022

Badhaven 

A useless employee govt employee whose work is so bad that everyone who reviews it gets severe headache, despite this due to govt laws can't be fired! Despite their crap work they get paid market salary and yet they constantly complain about them being treated unfair when in reality they don't even deserve 1% of their pay! They look at other employees who progress due to their good work and complain all of these people have progressed due to sucking up! They pray multiple hours a day and say everything good and bad happens due to Karma yet they themselves don't believe in this shit which is evident from their jealousy and anger towards others progressing! They complain and cry everyday but for decades they still stay in the same govt job and don't leave because they deep inside know they are absolutely worthless! They are massive burden on the govt department and also the society!

John working in the X Dept of the govt over the past 30 years is a Badhaven!

Badhaven by UniqueInnovator1 October 7, 2023

beachweenie 

Someone who goes to the beach and doesn't even go in the water. They usually just complain the whole time. Total buzzkill, man! The beachweenie also tends to wear a fishing hat (even though they don't fish), lame wraparound sunglasses, and too much sunglasses.

That kid is a total beachweenie, he won't even wade into the water!

beachweenie by Meatload McGee August 23, 2009