newcastle 

City of art, culture and....ah sod it. It's a damned city like most others,but it does have great pubs, as long as you stay clear of the charver/charva bars.

beware the Bigg Market

newcastle by hatman February 8, 2004

Newcastle 

City in the north east of england, (this is from someone who is neither a geordie nor a mackem). It is like every city, has its bad areas, as well as very nice areas, a few bad areas DOES NOT make a city a shithole, so up yours muchly sunderland. If you plan to visit Newcastle i recommend you go to Gosforth, Jesmond, Westerhope or Dene, nice areas with friendly, middle class people. I would avoid Benwell, Elswick, Scotswood and Byker, the not so nice areas. There is plenty to do in the city centre and if you know the right places to be, Newcastle is one hell of a city!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: I might visit Newcastle, what do you think?
Guy 2: Do, it's awesome, keep away from the shitholes though!

Guy 1: I hear there are some great pubs in Newcastle.
Guy 2: There really are, especially The Strawberry!!

Newcastle by rice_krispies April 12, 2011

newcastle 

The only decent people in England, if you ever have a party and want it to be bitching then you'll need to invite at least 2 scottish people, 2 newcastle people and 2 irish people and be sure to stock a lot of drink and a few towels to mop up the sick/blood out back

Last time I went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, I squared up to some dick who was giving me shit and we all got pished and were sick

Good times

newcastle by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006

newcastle 

The better city in the North East where Geordies originate from, surpasses the lesser neighbouring city Sunderland outright.

"Hey I fancy visiting the North East"
"Hmmm, how about Sunderland?"
"No way, that place is a shithole. I would much rather visit the better city of Newcastle."
"Right o"

newcastle by mceggy January 8, 2006

Newcastle 

Suprisingly diverse and cosmopolitan city in the far north of England, also home of Viz comic which reflects the rich slang and drunkenness this city has bestowed.

A suprising amount of Urban Dictionary, mine too, are influenced by Viz.

Newcastle Brown ale was specially imported by Clint Eastwood due to the fact it's so awesome. And if it's good enough for cowboys, it's good enough for you.

Newcastle by dj_monged August 8, 2004

Newcastle 

The best place in England where i and the cannyfit willneoriginate.come visit for a pint and a jaw spinning.

(Person1) have you ever been to England?

(Person2) yes I went to Newcastle it was canny necta!
(Person3) SUB TO WILLNE! 5MIL 2020

Newcastle by Willne is fit February 14, 2020

newcastle 

City north of Sydney in Australia (there's also one in England somewhere...). Great beaches. Good ice-cream. Creepy men. Also called Newie. The people there are Novocastrians. Good med school. Too hot in the summer, sort of humid too.

The men on the side of the road in newcastle try to creep out young girls walking past. Just don't look them in the eye...it encourages them.

newcastle by 4branched.lemon.tree June 11, 2006