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The coolest town on LBI. Full of fishermen, sailors, and surfers. Pretty much everybody rides a longboard and laughs at the tourist. Everyone there knows how to surf and how to sail. Also, when a group never wears shoes, is always in board shorts, and is extremely tan.
Sam: "Do you see those guys over there?"
Tanner: "They're total Beach Haveners!"
by MacDaddy1605 December 10, 2013
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basically the beverly hills of all beaches. your beach house is probably bigger than anyone of your friend's. you grew up going to fantasy island and mr. tee's, and if you were lucky you would be able to eat at chicken or the egg for breakfast. but if not, then defenitly shore good donuts, because those things are the shit. you ride your bike or longboard everywhere. two words: bay. village. the best fucking shopping center in the world. those elephant ears are to die for. and don't lie, you get a henna tattoo everytime you're there. you don't mind spending $2,000 in island gypsy. it's not the most you've spent in a store. beach haven is home to the best restaurants in the world. when you heard those bells ring, you dashed all the way to the street to get ice cream. you always go to the bayside to watch the sunset. beach haven is your home. you fucking love it. you wouldn't trade it for the world.
lauren: i finally get to feel like what it's like to be rich. my family is renting a beach house in beach haven!

anna: oh that's funny, because i think it's mine...
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