Badhaven 

A useless employee govt employee whose work is so bad that everyone who reviews it gets severe headache, despite this due to govt laws can't be fired! Despite their crap work they get paid market salary and yet they constantly complain about them being treated unfair when in reality they don't even deserve 1% of their pay! They look at other employees who progress due to their good work and complain all of these people have progressed due to sucking up! They pray multiple hours a day and say everything good and bad happens due to Karma yet they themselves don't believe in this shit which is evident from their jealousy and anger towards others progressing! They complain and cry everyday but for decades they still stay in the same govt job and don't leave because they deep inside know they are absolutely worthless! They are massive burden on the govt department and also the society!

John working in the X Dept of the govt over the past 30 years is a Badhaven!

Badhaven by UniqueInnovator1 October 7, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008