A useless employee govt employee whose work is so bad that everyone who reviews it gets severe headache, despite this due to govt laws can't be fired! Despite their crap work they get paid market salary and yet they constantly complain about them being treated unfair when in reality they don't even deserve 1% of their pay! They look at other employees who progress due to their good work and complain all of these people have progressed due to sucking up! They pray multiple hours a day and say everything good and bad happens due to Karma yet they themselves don't believe in this shit which is evident from their jealousy and anger towards others progressing! They complain and cry everyday but for decades they still stay in the same govt job and don't leave because they deep inside know they are absolutely worthless! They are massive burden on the govt department and also the society!
by UniqueInnovator1 October 08, 2023
A useless manager in a very high position, with no practical insight in staff activities, who unnecessarily wastes his staff's time by getting them to write complex memos which take 20 hours plus when the same information can be communicated via email as thoroughly in less than an hour, thereby significantly decreasing the organizational productivity and blaming other staff for not being efficient!
Our CFO is a Memochod!
by UniqueInnovator1 August 21, 2023
A guy who spends all day getting off on spiritual content on the internet and living a life of fantasy in his mind while not doing any real value add work, not earning any income and thereby being a massive burden on everyone he is around. They believe in dogma, fantasy based stories which completely defy logic, useless philosophies and as a result are completely disconnected from reality. Most of these men are career failures, lazy slobs and total losers. They live all day and night in a delusional state by constantly indulging their minds in fantasies such as how great the past was, the prophet was, the unscientific and exaggerated actions undertaken by the prophets which led to miraculous outcomes which have never actually happened and also how great the future will be once God/prophet reincarnates. They themselves take no effort in changing or making any contribution towards the society, their family or even their own lives. This is a mechanism they have developed to escape reality and their responsibilities by using spirituality as an escape route instead of a tool to actually add value and better their own lives and those around them.
Hamish Surely spends all day on youtube watching fantasy based videos about divine entities, waiting for a divine reincarnation does not do any work at all and is therefore a Spiriwanker.
by UniqueInnovator1 April 17, 2024
A very gorgeous and voluptuous woman who drives men crazy with her pretty face, short height, curvy body (...especially super big melons), mesmerizing smile, soft spoken approach, very rational thinking (compared to most other women), has a super high intellect and can do absolutely anything she sets her mind to with relative ease! They are noble, generous and very helpful too! They are extremely beautiful both on the outside and inside! These women are God gifted and the as perfect as a woman can be made by nature/God/Universe! The only thing they can't control is their ego and anger!
Rachel is a Saazu!
by UniqueInnovator1 August 29, 2023
A manager who annoys their staff by constantly giving feedback all the time, even in circumstances where the work done to perfection in everyway. They do this assert they are smarter/wiser than you and are contributing to your development when they have no other way of adding value to the role they are in! In such circumstances you see a very high turnover rate of the staff who report to them and instead of helping the organization they destroy staff morale, significantly decrease staff performance and end up messing up the organization!
Mary is a Feedbackochod!
by UniqueInnovator1 October 08, 2023
A fake, insecure, cowardly and spineless man who constantly kisses people’s ass by sucking upto them when he needs something but then completely ignores them when he gets what he wants. He absolutely has no courage whatsoever to stand up for what is right and fair but merely bows down to the strong and dominant authorities. He is a big time coward and would run away from any situation where there is even slight conflict/possible altercation with his tail between his legs, even abandoning his family! He is the first person to abandon a friend in need and doesn’t actually have any real friends. All his relationships are only transactional for a specific benefit he gets out of them! He only believes in taking from others and whenever it is his turn to give or assist in anyway he’s nowhere to be found. He is just as USER. These are usually men who are short in height, big glasses, fake smiles and very sweet tone of voice when interacting! Any person who is intuitive and attentive can clearly see their fakeness! They pray to God for long hours but do not live the values, moral conduct preached by their religion or perform any good deeds. Prayers are to bribe God and get some divine protection and selfish wishes fulfilled due to their extreme fear and insecurity of unexpected misfortunes that may come their way! They live every step of their lives with cunning and calculative moves just to fulfill their selfish motives. They are a disgrace to other men and mankind as a whole!
Shaanu from Business Advisory department who has finally decided to come and talk to us and that too in such a sweet tone to get help with analytics on his project. He is a ChaatuContractor!
by UniqueInnovator1 April 17, 2024