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BaulShit

When someone says something so stupid but they think its the smartest thing ever. Usually associated with lame pranks and revenge stunts that are so stupid and are caught so easily.
Man that was a Baulshit prank, we busted him from the moment he said hello!

Yo i wanna get back at my friend, ill pull off some BaulShit and mindtrip him and not get caught!

Yo man, cut the BaulShit, i know its you tryin to prank me!

Man, do you really think im gna pull off some BaulShit like that (while secretly in their head pissed off that they are caught)
by hannam6 April 10, 2011
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ballshit

Word used by immigrants who mistakenly mean to say bullshit. Typically Indian or South Asian immigrants.
Hey Sanjay, what you told me about the curry being on sale was total ballshit.
by synergie March 10, 2007
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bulshit

See "bullshit" because only special kids spell it "bulshit".
AIM conversation:

Person1: Man, that's bulshit.
Person2: It's spelled "bulLshit," moron.
by Dust Bunny Dies March 1, 2009
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bulshitus

The inflammation of one's fabricated lies to build one's own ego.
Donna's lies to get herself out of work have grown to the level of a bulshitus infection.
by Editor7 September 19, 2017
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Ballshit!

The curious occurrence when your frustration reaches a point that you begin to slur together multiple curse words. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

May also be played up for laughs after it is discovered that one has a talent for it.
"Ballshit!" "Cocknobbler!" "Mother of assbastarding fuckspunk!"
by Saluriel February 13, 2010
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Ballshit

1. A ¿country/city/province? somewhere in the fucking East (not America) that I and another have witnessed in truth. I swear to God it exists. Someone please back me up on this dammit!

2. Possibly an imagined hallucination by two highly deranged, yet spry & sexy, idiots.

3. Comparable to Alien abduction stories.

4. Possibly home to Unicorns, Dragons, Manticores, Mermaids, Manatees with cyborg missile launcher arm attachments, Lipstick Lesbians, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Midgets with hats, Atlantis, and Trees with wheels.
Ballshit does exist damn you!

Yea, Preston CLAIMS that he saw Ballshit, but I think its total bullshit... or BALLSHIT! Hehehehehehe! Roflcopter! Lolzerskatez! Heh, I'm funny...

(God) Awww man, that was the most horrendous dump I've ever
by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008
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Ballshit

N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.
Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.
by Mike July 17, 2003
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