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ballshit 

Word used by immigrants who mistakenly mean to say bullshit. Typically Indian or South Asian immigrants.
Hey Sanjay, what you told me about the curry being on sale was total ballshit.
ballshit by synergie March 10, 2007

Ballshit 

1. A ¿country/city/province? somewhere in the fucking East (not America) that I and another have witnessed in truth. I swear to God it exists. Someone please back me up on this dammit!

2. Possibly an imagined hallucination by two highly deranged, yet spry & sexy, idiots.

3. Comparable to Alien abduction stories.

4. Possibly home to Unicorns, Dragons, Manticores, Mermaids, Manatees with cyborg missile launcher arm attachments, Lipstick Lesbians, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Midgets with hats, Atlantis, and Trees with wheels.
Ballshit does exist damn you!

Yea, Preston CLAIMS that he saw Ballshit, but I think its total bullshit... or BALLSHIT! Hehehehehehe! Roflcopter! Lolzerskatez! Heh, I'm funny...

(God) Awww man, that was the most horrendous dump I've ever
Ballshit by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008

Ballshit 

N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.
Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.
Ballshit by Mike July 17, 2003

Ballshit 

Really annoying. very gay sometimes funny
His name is ballshit
Ballshit by Super chilllllll March 25, 2017

ballshit 

when your girlfriend gets railed for an hour and half on her period by a legend
that's ballshit my guy
ballshit by jacob1769 May 10, 2021

Absolute ballshit 

An act of unfairness and unpredictability
That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose
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