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bathsterbating 

When instead of jacking off in the toilet or in your room you jack off in the tub but ass naked
Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"
bathsterbating by Garrett6969 January 22, 2014

Backsturbating 

Rubbing your back against something to stop an itch.
Attendees of the meeting found Joe's backsturbating distracting.
Backsturbating by IDtenT September 12, 2014

Bathturbating

Because saying "masturbate in the bath" is just too damn long :.P
Sally: "Ah, there's no better way to relax before bed than putting on some soft music, a little scented candles and a little bathturbating."

Jane: "You really need to get laid more."
Bathturbating by CactusHeart December 30, 2011

batsturbating 

1.) The act of masturbating while hanging upside down. Ideally batsturbating is performed in a dark basement or cellar. Often batsturbating is accompanied by clicks used for the purpose of echolocation.

2.) The word used when one is binge watching the Christopher Nolan Batman movies.
"Have you tried batsturbating? It's a real headrush."

"I'd watch the new DC comics Batman movies starring Ben Affleck, but I'm going to be busy batsturbating."

Backsturbating 

When you itch your back with a backscratcher and moaning
"I find it really disturbing when my dad starts backsturbating in front of me in the living room."
Backsturbating by ThatIdiot June 15, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026