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batsturbating 

1.) The act of masturbating while hanging upside down. Ideally batsturbating is performed in a dark basement or cellar. Often batsturbating is accompanied by clicks used for the purpose of echolocation.

2.) The word used when one is binge watching the Christopher Nolan Batman movies.
"Have you tried batsturbating? It's a real headrush."

"I'd watch the new DC comics Batman movies starring Ben Affleck, but I'm going to be busy batsturbating."
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bathsterbating 

When instead of jacking off in the toilet or in your room you jack off in the tub but ass naked
Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"
bathsterbating by Garrett6969 January 22, 2014

bapsterbating 

Studying in bapst library way too long especially through dinner time and on the weekends so that you don't have to hang out with your roommates
Is Kev coming to dinner?

Nah, I think he's out bapsterbating or something
bapsterbating by shinskie January 20, 2011

Basturmating 

My principal got onto the parents for basturmating.

Backsturbating 

Rubbing your back against something to stop an itch.
Attendees of the meeting found Joe's backsturbating distracting.
Backsturbating by IDtenT September 12, 2014

Bathturbating

Because saying "masturbate in the bath" is just too damn long :.P
Sally: "Ah, there's no better way to relax before bed than putting on some soft music, a little scented candles and a little bathturbating."

Jane: "You really need to get laid more."
Bathturbating by CactusHeart December 30, 2011

blasturbating 

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.
John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.
blasturbating by Knoodle July 2, 2014