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bapsterbating 

Studying in bapst library way too long especially through dinner time and on the weekends so that you don't have to hang out with your roommates
Is Kev coming to dinner?

Nah, I think he's out bapsterbating or something
bapsterbating by shinskie January 20, 2011

Bathturbating

Because saying "masturbate in the bath" is just too damn long :.P
Sally: "Ah, there's no better way to relax before bed than putting on some soft music, a little scented candles and a little bathturbating."

Jane: "You really need to get laid more."
Bathturbating by CactusHeart December 30, 2011

basterbating 

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.
Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"
basterbating by MooN333 September 13, 2011

Bathsturbating 

"Dude, did you see that video that was leaked of Brittney Spears bathsturbating?"
"Yeah, dude, that was revolting!"

batsturbating 

1.) The act of masturbating while hanging upside down. Ideally batsturbating is performed in a dark basement or cellar. Often batsturbating is accompanied by clicks used for the purpose of echolocation.

2.) The word used when one is binge watching the Christopher Nolan Batman movies.
"Have you tried batsturbating? It's a real headrush."

"I'd watch the new DC comics Batman movies starring Ben Affleck, but I'm going to be busy batsturbating."