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Bannonite 

Noun. Disciple of the Dark Lord, Steve Bannon,
And Lo, I stood upon the mound and witnessed below the Bannonites in worship of their deity. At his left stood a Lustful, Orange Demon. Inscribed upon its forehead the name, BIGLY. On his right, a homophobic, woman hating piece of white bread slathered in mayonnaise. The unholy trinity ravaged the land of America with through the aid of a maleficent witch whose mouth knew not the taste of truth, Hellianne Conway.
Bannonite by HeartlesSv420 March 3, 2017
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Bannonite 

A type of spiritual villian. The Bannonite is a street-wise pugnacious nihilist who wields an enlightened confidence in the anti-progress glory for this most unredeemable of all centuries. A prophet of salvation through self-preservation. A seducer of the weak and frightened souls. The leader of the fallen and the companion of the damned.

Although the term is made popular today due to rise to power of Steve Bannon, Shakespeare was the first author to discover the Bannonite concept when he meditated on the the nature and the essence of the Devil. Shakespeare's most memorable persona are Bannonites, such as Iago, Edmund and Hamlet. If Shakespeare was still alive he would sue the GOP for copyright infringement. Humanity has not yet discovered a type of literary villain more sinister than the Bannonite. We still see Bannonite villains all the time in novels and films -- for instance Tyler in Fight Club, the Joker from a Batman movie.
Putin: Now that we've put the Bannonites in the White House, everything is on its course.
Reporter: What will happen?
Putin: What happens in a typical Shakespearean tragedy?
Reporter: (thinking) ... Everyone dies?
Putin: Yes, my dear comrade. Everyone dies.
Bannonite by londonsufist February 25, 2017

Bannonite 

Noun. Disciples of the dark lord Steve Bannon.
And Lo, I stood upon the mound and witnessed below the Bannonites in worship of their deity. At his left stood a Lustful, Orange Demon inscribed upon its forehead the name, BIGLY.
Bannonite by Junksmen February 24, 2017
Word of the Day on March 3, 2017

Bannonism 

The pseudo-art of defending someone or something that has no soul or substance, that which is utterly indefensible.
Bannonism strikes again, he’s hoping you’ll be fearful enough and stupid enough to buy his nonlinear and psychotic bullshit.
Bannonism by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2017

Bransonite 

Adj to one: organizes, operates, and assumes the risk for a business venture

Synonym to Entrepreneurial with out the ridiculously highly unnecessarily complicated word pronunciation

Anti-kryptonite to modern day superman
"He demonstrates great bransonite qualities to pursue new business ventures"
Bransonite by drswag February 19, 2013

Banninated 

The result of a serious infraction on a server, usually game related. The offending party is banned from returning to the server, which has been transliterated into the pseudo-leetspeak "Banninated"
Gay porn sprays on my Counter-Strike: Source server? Banninated!
Banninated by samurairas March 5, 2005
A general term encompassing all peoples supremely intrigued by MMORPG, RPG, RTS, FPS, TPS, Fighters, and every other type of video game. These individuals also have a tendency to role play, usually by means of DnD or LARP; they can explain the plots of most Anime's and Comics; they typically frequent science fiction and fantasy conventions; read science fiction and fantasy novels; are extremely socially awkward and usually remain in groups for social safety. A Balconite can be detected by: his/her unique fascination with fantasy, awkward social interaction, and usage of the word Epic.
Look at those two balconites larping over there.
or
That kid has a purple lightsabre and keeps using the word epic, he must be a balconite.
or
I can't beat this RPG, I should probably call my balconite buddy Jim to help me.
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