Banoism
Bano is a tagalog word that means the worst player ever, botfragger, the NOOB but banoism is the culture and religion of continuing to be a bano
Banoism by AMAZINAMAM November 7, 2021
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bangism
A religion where you tune out sex, dating , and any other distractions during the process of accomplishing a major goal
bangism by Run_that_play December 20, 2020
dake-bonoism
Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.
"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."
dake-bonoism by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004
dake-bonoism
Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).
Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.
Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.
dake-bonoism by skip November 7, 2002
BaoIsm
BaoIsm belief states that everyone good or bad starts at Hell which is known as "earth" itself. Once a person passes on however, they will reform into a heaven no matter what sin's or crimes they have committed. This "heaven" will be based on what the person believed in before passing, and what their morals and values were. The heaven will then open at "gates" like in many stories and you will pass through. As many churches try to implement the same belief in thousands of people, such as Christianity. This is only to get many people under the same heaven, but it will not be the heaven that is based on the person's real beliefs that are locked under the power of the 'bible'. It may just be a conspiracy theory against churches, but it is a possible answer. Now people wonder what happen to the "bad" people, they must be tortured as well correct? Well, since their morals and beliefs was doing bad things then they will pass on to a "heaven" that is suited to them. You may call their version of "heaven" to really be a "hell", but in truth it is a "heaven" that befits their state of mind before passing. There is no written instruction or manuscript on BaoIsm, but it is written in the hearts and minds of every person.
BaoIsm by Epic Phail October 7, 2008
Baoism
Baoism is not a religion, it is a way of life. Created and practiced by the Great Bao-Loc Van Nguyen.
Baoism by Lucas the Destroyer January 7, 2008
baloism
How did herbivore become a baloism for homosexual?
(Conversation that takes place after a person just ordered a salad at a restaurant). What are you a herbivore now? No way, I still like girls.
(Example of future conversion) I heard Steve and Rod moved in together. Yeah, they are herbivores.
(Conversation that takes place after a person just ordered a salad at a restaurant). What are you a herbivore now? No way, I still like girls.
(Example of future conversion) I heard Steve and Rod moved in together. Yeah, they are herbivores.
baloism by Wrong Number77 February 3, 2010
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