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bangative

Extremely attractive, to put it simply, someone that you'd want to bang.
Dang bro, Beyoncé's hella bangative!
by York Hawkins April 29, 2007
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Bangative

Describes an individual whose impending banging is an imperative. As opposed to "Bangable", which suggests that said banging is merely recommended, "Bangative" carries the sense of an obligation.
Dude, that individual is so bangative, If you dont smack her with your yoghurt cannon, I'll slit your wrists.
by Stan Myforehead January 18, 2009
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bangtime

A time in which to fuck someone...HARD
hot girl: what time is it?
you: BANGTIME (used with a pelvic thrust or 2 XD)
by AXAXAXXL October 26, 2006
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bangiversary

It is the annual anniversary when two, or more, people banged.

It is a highly celebrated holiday by men that rejoice upon the fact that banged a member of the opposite sex, aka a 'Hoe.' Men usually do not purchase a gift for this anniversary but may use it as an opportunity to again bang the woman they have already banged a year previously.

It is usually a period of mourning for women that were inebriated and made a poor decision to bang a certain gentleman. Many times a 'Bangiversary' invokes women to go to the bar or club to get wasted which again creates the conditions of banging a dood they will regret a year from now when the 'Bangiversary' comes. This results in creating a perpetual cycle of sorrow and misery. The few exceptions to this is if said gentleman is a basketball player or rapper and the female is now rich from the baby created. She celebrates her "Bangiversaries" lavishly.

The greatest reminder of a "Bangiversary" is usually an unwanted child and/or genital warts.
Yo, I think I banged that bitch a year ago. Time to celebrate da bangiversary and drop a load in dat ass!

Man my genital warts acting up again and shit. I should never have fucked that dirty skank motherfuckin' hoe a year ago. Fuck it a nigga gotta' empty deez nuts time for a "Bangiversary."

Man fuck this child support. Bitch got pregnant on purpose. Fuck dis baniversary. I'm going to go fuck another bitch but this time that hoe is swallowing dis nut!

OMFG I can not believe I banged that ugly son of a bitch and he had a small dick! I need a drink and a valium to forget this bangiversary.

Yeah I fucked that dood. Weak ass mother fucker couldn't even last 2 minutes before he busted his nut. All I got for my bangiversary was this bastard of a child. Fuck it I'm going to da club!

Thank Jesus for this bangiversary! This mother fucker is rich and I'm getting all that money.
by Jojodajewmex July 10, 2011
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Bangaversary

Yearly date conmemorating the day a couple first engaged in sexual intercourse.
Three years ago this day, I banged you for the first time. Happy 3rd Bangaversary!
by Ching Chang Chong March 11, 2008
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bogative

When something is both bogus and negative at the same time.

Bogative is a portmanteau that combines the words bogus and negative.
What happened was such a bogative situation.
by DiskDaemon November 21, 2011
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Bangiversary

Annual date marking the first time a couple had sex. Can be considered the day two people became a couple. The date when the relationship was consummated.
Missy and I have been married for 8 years but our Bangiversary is in January, 2005.
by Mellie_Mazz November 13, 2014
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