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Begative 

When someone receives a negative covid test after eating brisket at chipotle for 2 straight weeks
Alberto came back with a begative COVID test and high blood pressure
Begative by OpenSi December 23, 2021
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When something is both bogus and negative at the same time.

Bogative is a portmanteau that combines the words bogus and negative.
bogative by DiskDaemon November 21, 2011
A statement presented as fact, designed to mislead for political purposes, which can neither be proved to be true, nor false.
These are bogative statements:

"We can't afford to let the smoking gun be a mushroom cloud."

"Social Security will be bankrupt, long before you will ever see a dime...you can get a better return on your money, by investing in the stock market."

"Marijuana is dangerous precisely because it is so benign...it's a gateway drug."

"Pepper spray is essentially a food product."
Bogative by Abu al-Amok November 22, 2011

Benative 

n: a Benative is a combination laxative/sedative used in place of Ruhypnol.
Yo. Did you see all the Hershey action on that zipper? He definitely bennied that homeless guy with the mouth herpes. Benatives are intense!
Benative by Mike Hawk Smells September 26, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026