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A small guy who wants to be big. Usually the loudest in the room because he is insecure deep down inside. Feels the need to show his masculinity to feel valid as a way of compensating for what he lacks in both body and penis size. Overall a jackass
Clark: Dude when I'm around your such a beta
Daniel: Stop being such a Balsama
Balsama by -TheUnknowTruth- February 28, 2022
Words you can keep
Balsami is a dish created by wraping Balisto candy bars in Salami
Tom: "Steve weiß don't have anything to eat and i don't want to cook something"

Steve: "Don't worry we have the ingredients for Balsami right here"
Balsami by Chef. Balsamico October 13, 2020
balsam is the name of the person who means the world to molka
who's balsam?
oh they're the loml
balsam by avexo November 25, 2021
A manly man with bicep filled eyes,can kill a keg of natty light using a sippy cup in under 5 seconds, master of love making to women this is the original 'Mr. steal your girl' , master of the wrench can fix airplanes while in flight only using a step stool. or more simply put Chuck Norris's role model
"that guy is so Balsamo he crashed a house party in a different time zone "
Balsamo by theking8787 November 23, 2013

Balsamic 

adjective. Stems from noun: Balsam, a resinous substance, such as balm.

Denotes soothing, nurturing, encapsulating, fluidity.
"They have such a balsamic marriage"
the way you love me is so balsamic"
Balsamic by fannyburger August 21, 2016

Balsam kids

balsam kids, are the despondent majority of the biology in 2023, they are any student who takes biology either SL or HL with balsam, these students suffer from lack of in class knowledge as the teacher "balsam" barely teaches and spends her time teaching the students "life lessons" and spreading anti-male propaganda.
"I am sadly a Balsam kid, i barely take anything in class"
"why do we balsam kids have to take HL material in SL classes its unfair"
Balsam kids by botros May 23, 2022
Money, the balm of all.
'tain't no problem, just spread some balsam and de pigs will turn down de heat.
balsam by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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