Balsamo 

A manly man with bicep filled eyes,can kill a keg of natty light using a sippy cup in under 5 seconds, master of love making to women this is the original 'Mr. steal your girl' , master of the wrench can fix airplanes while in flight only using a step stool. or more simply put Chuck Norris's role model

"that guy is so Balsamo he crashed a house party in a different time zone "

Balsamo by theking8787 November 23, 2013

Ballamore

the urban name for the city of Baltimore, Maryland describing the flamboient and glamourous lifestyles of some of the city's high profile and local residents. The term derives from the urban phrase "baller" or "balla"
which is used as a noun describing a person of the urban community who "uniquely" strives for the purpose of obtaining monetary wealth as his / her validation of high class social status.

Ballamore is the term to describe the high class and upscale lifestyle of many people who are entrepeneurs in their field residing in the city of Baltimore, Maryland often appropriatedly referred to as Charm, City or 'Ballamore".

Ballamore by Carl Bellamy (CEO) NU Level Entertainment (Never Under-rated) LLC September 22, 2007

balamory 

Balamory is a completely insane scotland-based show designed for pre-school children, but has managed to gain a cult following from all ages.

The show revolves around the small island comminity Balamory in Scotland. Is incredibly hilarious when watched with the sign language dude. -imitates-

Miss Hoolie appears in every episode and the nursery worker, and has very creepy eyes, annoyingly perfect hair and an equally annoying voice.

Archie the inventor IS THE BEST CHARACTER (just to clear anything up. -points at Jenhen and laughs-) He makes "inventions" from cardboard and yoghurt pots and all sorts of random shit. Lives in a pink castle and wears a lot of pink. Has man breasts.

PC Plum is the resident policeman and is a complete twat. Quite obviously has a thing for Miss Hoolie. Is not the best character, though he is sweet. -pats him on the head-

Josie Jump just annoys the hell out of me with her insane bounciness. So I'm writing nothing. NOTHING AT ALL. NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG 8D

Spencer is the painter and musician on the island, though he can play bugger all and can't even fake playing the guitar properly.

Edie McCredie is the annoying bitch who drives some random bus and apparently has travelled around the world.

Susie Sweet and Penny Pocket own some sort of shop-cafe-thing that always has just what the customer wants right at the front of the shop. Convenient, eh?

Balamory is not just for little kids! Us teenagers can watch it too!

balamory by Fuyuko May 2, 2004

Balamoried 

The state of being extremely drunk, to the point where you are extremely vulnerable and have to completely rely on your friends to look after you.

Derived from the amazing Scottish kids TV show where all the actors are constantly 'oan wan'

to be 'balamoried'.

I am balamoried
you are balamoried
he/she/it is balamoried
We are balamoried
They are balamoried

Alternative words/phrases: mwi, drunk, steaming, pished, fucked, ruined, wrecked, shit faced, oot yer tree etc.

WITS EH STOREHHHH?

'Mind that time we shat in case we never got into the Barras because we were all balamoried oot our skulls?'

'I was absolutely balamoried at the weekend and I'm still hangin, never again man'

'Fuck drinking responsibly, we're getting balamoried'

Balamoried by reallifequeen October 29, 2014

Balsami 

Balsami is a dish created by wraping Balisto candy bars in Salami

Tom: "Steve weiß don't have anything to eat and i don't want to cook something"

Steve: "Don't worry we have the ingredients for Balsami right here"

Balsami by Chef. Balsamico October 13, 2020

balsam 

balsam is the name of the person who means the world to molka

who's balsam?
oh they're the loml

balsam by avexo November 25, 2021

balamory 

Possibly the lamest, but funniest progamme in the United Kingdom. The Cast Include:

Ms Hoolie: She is always on Acid and has psychotic eyes

Edie Mcredie: Dances like a fucktard and runs the lamest bus company in the world.

PC Plum: Freestyles Regularly

Archie The Inventor: Invents lame things from washing up bottles and yoghurt pots. Also hangs with 5 year olds. Owns a Pink Castle and wheres a pink jumper. *cough, fag*

Josie Jump: Just in it to fill in places where the creators can't think of anything.

Spencer: Breaks and enters into all their houses, to steal goods, and sneakily ask them for advice on things like, "what colour should I paint my house?" *steals wallet*

Pocket and Sweet: One is disabled, the other is about 70 years old. Own a shop, yet give everything in it away for free, which totally defeats the point of a "shop"

Balamory is really fucked up in a cool way.

Ms Hoolie: HAHAAHA HI KIDS!! TOODAAYYY WERE GOOOONA BE TAKIN AMPHETAMINES!!

Edie Mcredie: AHAHAHAHA HERE COMES THE BUS!!!!!!!!!

Ms Hoolie: OMG WTF!??! ITS TEH EDIE MCREEDIE!!!!!!!!!! AHAH SO EDIE!!!!! WHAT YOU BIN UP TAH WITH TAH WEE UNS?!?

Edie Mcredie: AHAHA WELL MS HOOLIE!!!!! TODAY I DROVE THE BUS OFF THE CLIFF FOR THE FUN OF IT!!!!! AHAHA I R TEH PSYCHOXXOZ!!!!!!! *knifes MS Hoolie in face*

PC Plum: AH EDIE!!!!!!! WHATS THE STORY IN BALAMORY!?!?

Edie Mcredie: WELL PLUMMY!!!!!!! TODAY I R TEH MURDERISING EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!

Pc Plum: AH THATS NIC.........*dies*

Edie mcredie: AHA ARCHIE!!!!!!! WHAT YOU DOING UP THERE?!?!

Archie: WELL EDIE!!!!!!! TODAY I HAVE MADE A DEATH RAY FROM WATCHING BLUE PETER!!!!!!! ITS COOL!!!!!!! WANNA SEE IT!!!!?!?

Edie Mcredie: AHAH SURE ARCHIE!!!!!

Archie: AHAH WELL YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON HERE.......

Edie Mcredie: AHAH LET ME TRY ARCHIE!!!!!!! *laserises archie into oblivion* HAR TEH HAR!!!

Archie: AHHHAHA HELLO SPENCER!!! HANG ON, ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOCKED BEFORE ENTERING MY HOUSE!??!! AHAHA OMG WTF!?! YOU WANT ME, ARCHIE INVENTOR, TO PLAY WITH A 3 YEAR OLD GIRL!?!? HAHAA OK SURE!!! HEY SPENCER, WHY IS MY WALLET IN YOUR HAND MAN!! "...er... i dunno *runs off*" AHAAH OK BRING IT BACK WHEN YOU CAN!!! *goes to nursery school*

Ms Hoolie: AHAHAHA I R TEH MS HOOLIE AGAIN!!!!!!! *shoots up* *takes knife out of face* AAHHAHAHA LOOK KIDS!! TODAY WERE GONNA BE PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS, EXCEPT I CATCH U ALL IN THE SPACE OF 10 SECONDS AND LOCK YOU IN MY CUPBOARD FOR 10 WEEKS!!

Josie: AHAHAHA HELLO EDIE!!

Edie Mcredie: OH HELLO JOSIE!!

Josie: HOW ARE YOU EDIE!!?

Edie Mcredie: WELL TODAY I JUST JOINED THE KKK!!!

Josie: AAHAHA THATS NICE!!!!! SO WHY ARE YOU TIEING ME TO THIS BURNING CROSS?!

Edie Mcredie: WELL JOSIE!!!!! ITS COS YOUR TEH NIGXXORZ!!!!!!!

Josie: OH OK THEN!!!!!!! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!!!!! *burns alive*

Spencer: AHHAAH OK SO POCKET AND SWEET WHAT CAN I BUY FROM YOUR SHOP THEN!?!?

Pocket and Sweet: Well you can...

Spencer: *raids shop* OK THATS IT U SLUTS!!! I R TEH SPENCAR!! AND WHAT I SAY GOES!!! *holds bazooka to pocket and sweets heads* AAAHAHAH ANYONE MOVES AND...*blows up pocket and sweet* *dashes to edie mcredie getaway* AHAHAA QUICK EDIE!!! LETS DASH!!!

Edie Mcredie: AHHA WAIT!!!!! WE CAN MOUNT THE LASER ONTO THE WHEELCHAIR!!!! AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT!!!!!

Spencer: AHHAA OK THEN!!! *mounts onto wheelchair*

Edie Mcredie: AHAHAH OK YOU CAN PUSH BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SLAVE RACE!!!!!!!

Spencer: AHHAHAAHHAH OK THEN!!!!! *puches wheelchair into river* AHAHA I R TEH SPENCAR!!! *raids ms hoolies house*

Edie Mcredie: OK THATS IT NIGGER!!!!!!! NOW I R TEH WET!!!!! *laserates Spencer*

Spencer: *dies*

PC Plum: HAHA HELLO I RTEH PC PLUM!! WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM!!?! *punches edie in face*

Edie Mcredie: AHAHAH WELL PLUMMY, I THINK YOU SUCK!!

PC Plum: AHAHAHA!!! REALLY!!?!

Edie Mcredie: no.....

PC Plum: *smashes Balamory on edie mcredies head*

Edie Mcredie: WELL THAT WASNT NICE!!!!
*drives bus over plum 987246587437685876438765387645 times*

PC Plum: ME AND YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A LIL TALK, I'LL LET YOU GO IF YOU DO ONE OF THEM LIL DANCES YOU DO!! DANCE DAMNIT!! DANCE!!

Edie Mcredie: YEAH!?! WELL THIS NUKE THAT I GOT AT ARCHIES DONT AGREE WITH YOU!!!!!!!

PC Plum: ARCHIE EH!??! *shhots archie in face*

Edie Mcredie: YEAH!!!!! CAREFUL!!! ITS MADE OF STICKY TAPE AND A WASHING UP LIQUID BOTTLE!!!!!

And that is the basic layout of the program.

Copyright Jon and George

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balamory by Cloud April 19, 2004