balm

A type of asian curing thingy that the Maestro gave to Kramer so that Kramer could heal his burn from the hot coffee spill.
Jackie Chiles: You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on?
by Yester May 22, 2006
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balm

Excellent, high-quality, cool, exceptionally good. An alternate spelling / pronunciation of bomb or the bomb.
Hey you want any klonopin? They're like zanibars only they don't make you as forgetful. They're balm.

God, that chronic looks balm.
by revolier February 18, 2009
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balm

Really dank weed
Anything that is real good which other words cant describe
Yo my name is afroman and im from east palm dell,
and all the tumbleweed i be smokin is balm as hellllll
by Champ1018 September 22, 2005
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balm

a flamer. Also known as a homosexual who is still fighting his homosexuality but will take a penis up the but when givin the chance to do so.
the gay kid that no one liked, Balm, was from Kansas, so that made him almost as gay and Jim K.
by kelebe May 21, 2003
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balmed

To be drunk, pissed.
Fuck i'm balmed.
Man, he's balmed tonight.
Lets get balmed tonight cunts.
by homeless_bum____ August 13, 2009
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Balm

'What is Myrhh anyways?'
'It's a valuable balm'
'A balm?? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!'
by TurdFergusonrbd July 06, 2009
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balme

acronym for

Bitch Aint Lickin My Eggs

or just a word you use when you want someone to do something to you
shot to the heart, and youre to balme.

hurry up and balme already!
by darejar April 24, 2008
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