adjective. Stems from noun: Balsam, a resinous substance, such as balm.
Denotes soothing, nurturing, encapsulating, fluidity.
Denotes soothing, nurturing, encapsulating, fluidity.
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Also known as the species scantily clad women belong to.
Also known as the species scantily clad women belong to.
PASS ME SOME OF THAT BALSAMIC! It's so good i can't resist using my hands!
OOH! That Balsamic sure is spicy.
I can down a whole load of Balsamic!
Ohh Betty? Yeah i took her out last night; what a real Balsamic she is in the sack.
Those damn Balsamicians are all over my neighborhood; I have to tape my bunghole shut at night.
OOH! That Balsamic sure is spicy.
I can down a whole load of Balsamic!
Ohh Betty? Yeah i took her out last night; what a real Balsamic she is in the sack.
Those damn Balsamicians are all over my neighborhood; I have to tape my bunghole shut at night.
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by Kaiser Unique February 1, 2022
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Hey I am feeling kinda down today, but I know that some great balsamic vinegar will make anything that I eat better.
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Get the Balsamic vinegar mug.A popular vinegar used on salads and in Italian cooking. The word Balsamic is derived from the Latin word “BALLSAMINO” meaning scrotum or gonad sack. This highly prized vinegar is distilled from the scrotum excretions of pre-puberic boys, giving it its characteristic aroma and pungency. The more expensive blends are formulated from 60 day unwashed scrotums whereas the less costly ones are only festered for a maximum of two weeks. Up until recently, most production came from the Italian monasteries and seminaries using pre-castrated choir boys. Now however, due to worldwide outrage over this practice, production is down and several other countries are now producing this special tonic. Africa and Asia now produce more than Italy. The African blends are particularly pungent and flavorful while the Asian varieties exhibit a slightly fishy odor and taste. Although the Asian varieties have yet to become popularized in the United States, they are steadily gaining market share on the west coast, particularly in the San Francisco Bay areas.
My children’s mother, an Italian immigrant herself, absolutely loves Balsamic vinegar but the store bought versions are way too expensive. Luckily for me, my three pre-teen sons are happy to help her produce this at home. As an added benefit, my hot water and gas bills have gone down significantly.
My children’s mother, an Italian immigrant herself, absolutely loves Balsamic vinegar but the store bought versions are way too expensive. Luckily for me, my three pre-teen sons are happy to help her produce this at home. As an added benefit, my hot water and gas bills have gone down significantly.
Wow, this balsamic vinegar smells and tastes just like you after a week of no showers. Your such a pig.
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What a game! I've got to hit the shower to wash off all of this ballsamic vinegar before my girl friend comes over!
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