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ballston
1. An area in Arlington, VA with a metro stop.
2. The only response to an insult containing the term "bisexual ballsex"
2. The only response to an insult containing the term "bisexual ballsex"
1. I have to get off at the Ballston stop to meet up with my friends.
2. A: At least I don't engage in bisexual ballsex!
R: At least I don't do it in the ballston!
2. A: At least I don't engage in bisexual ballsex!
R: At least I don't do it in the ballston!
ballston by Captain Pixie August 22, 2009
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ballstowalls
Main Entry: balls-to-wals
Pronunciation: balz-tu-walz
Function: Adverb
Etymology: Middle Class American Descriptive Expletive, from Anglo-French "boules aux murs",
1: usually something extremely unbelieveable: something that has elevated something ordinary to new levels of incredulity.
2: something ridiculously defining and causing one to pay closer attention, as though ones testicles have just been body slammed hard into a solid surface such as a wall, or pavenment, or something equally dense and painful in the slamming.
Pronunciation: balz-tu-walz
Function: Adverb
Etymology: Middle Class American Descriptive Expletive, from Anglo-French "boules aux murs",
1: usually something extremely unbelieveable: something that has elevated something ordinary to new levels of incredulity.
2: something ridiculously defining and causing one to pay closer attention, as though ones testicles have just been body slammed hard into a solid surface such as a wall, or pavenment, or something equally dense and painful in the slamming.
"That was a ballstowalls craptacular burrito, I think I'm gonna hurl"
"That was a frigging ballstowalls awesome band, when are they going on tour?"
"Baby when we get down and dirty you get me so ballstowalls horny I can't control myself"
"That was without question the ballstowalls worst proctology exam I have ever experienced dude."
"That was a frigging ballstowalls awesome band, when are they going on tour?"
"Baby when we get down and dirty you get me so ballstowalls horny I can't control myself"
"That was without question the ballstowalls worst proctology exam I have ever experienced dude."
ballstowalls by brian_thorn July 3, 2007
Aaron Ballston
When you go too hard so that one of your balls gets stuck in her ass and you must detach it to survive.
Aaron Ballston by coop81230 April 25, 2015
ballettes
BALLETTE ... yes she is the female version of a baller she likes fancy cars indulges in expensive things, from her manicured nails to her pedicured toes, shes hot on tha streets keeps it real for her peps living life large high class.
ballettes by mussa muss September 7, 2007
ballston
A neighborhood and metro stop in Arlington, VA. Very urbanized and filled with office buildings, apartments, condos and, of course, dry cleaners. More sterile than the other areas of Arlington (which is saying something). Typical resident is the Arlington Girl. Rents are extremely expensive, for reasons unknown to all.
Home of Rock Bottom Brewery. Wednesday is fire code violation night!
Home of Rock Bottom Brewery. Wednesday is fire code violation night!
ballston by arlingtonlifer September 25, 2007
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