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balljectory 

1.) One who throws an object at a mans nuts while trying to make a trajectoried path to give the man the most pain ever felt.

2.) When a douchebag that delibertly throws some object for no apparent reason at an unexpecting innocent man while trying to target their nutsac.
EXAMPLE 1:

Evan to Jared: Hey check out this baseball I have. I am going to hit J.R. square in the Nuts with it.

Jared to Evan: Dude he has got to be like 5 to 10 yards away.

Evan to Jared: Check this out. Hey J.R.!!!! Over Here!!!

J.R turning to face Evan and Jared: What? What do you want?

Evan throws baseball as hard as he can and hits J.R. square in the nuts from 8 yards.

J.R. falls to his knees in much pain while crying: Owe my sac!!!!

Jared to Evan: Dude the way you hit J.R. square in the nuts from 8 yards....that was a total balljectory moment.
balljectory by scroawesome22 October 12, 2010
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ballsectomy 

surgerical amputation of the testicles.
That old man had nut cancer and had to undergo a ballsectomy
ballsectomy by sendguy1099 October 11, 2006
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ballsectomy 

When you are so mad at your boyfriend that you have to cut his balls off.
I tied him to the bed and gave him a ballsectomy
ballsectomy by flowerboat March 10, 2017

ballectomy 

A medical procedure or surgery that involves the absolute deletion of both testicles from the animal. Typically used as a neutering job on household pets.
Yo dude, David's dog Yoyo just had a ballectomy done, he ain got no balls mo, HOSS.
ballectomy by Yoyo the Dog February 7, 2024

Ballectomy 

A medical procedure or surgery that involves the absolute deletion of both testicles from the animal. Typically used as a neutering job on household pets.
Damn his dog got a ballectomy! He ain't go no ballno mo' HOSS
Ballectomy by Yoyo the Dog February 9, 2024
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