ballectomy

A medical procedure or surgery that involves the absolute deletion of both testicles from the animal. Typically used as a neutering job on household pets.

Yo dude, David's dog Yoyo just had a ballectomy done, he ain got no balls mo, HOSS.

by Yoyo the Dog February 7, 2024

Ballectomy

A medical procedure or surgery that involves the absolute deletion of both testicles from the animal. Typically used as a neutering job on household pets.

Damn his dog got a ballectomy! He ain't go no ballno mo' HOSS

by Yoyo the Dog February 9, 2024

bellectomy

Surgical procedure to remove one's bellend

If you dont stop pissng me off im going to give you a bellectomy

by Owen Hastings July 26, 2005

bastectomy

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.

Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

ballsectomy

surgerical amputation of the testicles.

That old man had nut cancer and had to undergo a ballsectomy

by sendguy1099 October 11, 2006

ballsectomy

When you are so mad at your boyfriend that you have to cut his balls off.

I tied him to the bed and gave him a ballsectomy

by flowerboat March 10, 2017

Bullectomy

Bullectomy:

Verb—Bullectomy defn: Ball chop.
Used in a sentance: “He had to go for a bullectomy because the sprouts didn’t take & rotted insitu”
(Aka “rotten balls”)

Used in a sentence: “Have you had a bollectomy??” (Aka “grow some balls” or “get some balls” or “grow a pair”)

Adjective: To Bollect—defn: to push him off so you can breathe. To Bollect as in an inversion aversion; as in 69.

Used in a sentence “she/he/LGBTQ2S+ bollected” (couldn’t breathe in the 6-9 position because the ball sack entered the nostrils and the mouth was full of cock).

Noun—A Bollect: An asshole without any balls.

Used in a sentence:

“What a bollectified bollect!”

See above for Bullectomy in a sentence.

by Red Sonya 69 April 23, 2022