ballectomy
A medical procedure or surgery that involves the absolute deletion of both testicles from the animal. Typically used as a neutering job on household pets.
ballectomy by Yoyo the Dog February 7, 2024
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Ballectomy
A medical procedure or surgery that involves the absolute deletion of both testicles from the animal. Typically used as a neutering job on household pets.
Ballectomy by Yoyo the Dog February 9, 2024
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bellectomy by Owen Hastings July 26, 2005
bastectomy
Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"
Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."
Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?
Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."
Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)
Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."
Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?
Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."
Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)
bastectomy by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008
ballsectomy
ballsectomy by flowerboat March 10, 2017
Bullectomy
Bullectomy:
Verb—Bullectomy defn: Ball chop.
Used in a sentance: “He had to go for a bullectomy because the sprouts didn’t take & rotted insitu”
(Aka “rotten balls”)
Used in a sentence: “Have you had a bollectomy??” (Aka “grow some balls” or “get some balls” or “grow a pair”)
Adjective: To Bollect—defn: to push him off so you can breathe. To Bollect as in an inversion aversion; as in 69.
Used in a sentence “she/he/LGBTQ2S+ bollected” (couldn’t breathe in the 6-9 position because the ball sack entered the nostrils and the mouth was full of cock).
Noun—A Bollect: An asshole without any balls.
Used in a sentence:
“What a bollectified bollect!”
Verb—Bullectomy defn: Ball chop.
Used in a sentance: “He had to go for a bullectomy because the sprouts didn’t take & rotted insitu”
(Aka “rotten balls”)
Used in a sentence: “Have you had a bollectomy??” (Aka “grow some balls” or “get some balls” or “grow a pair”)
Adjective: To Bollect—defn: to push him off so you can breathe. To Bollect as in an inversion aversion; as in 69.
Used in a sentence “she/he/LGBTQ2S+ bollected” (couldn’t breathe in the 6-9 position because the ball sack entered the nostrils and the mouth was full of cock).
Noun—A Bollect: An asshole without any balls.
Used in a sentence:
“What a bollectified bollect!”
Bullectomy by Red Sonya 69 April 23, 2022
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