ballsectomy
surgerical amputation of the testicles.
ballsectomy by sendguy1099 October 11, 2006
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ballsectomy
ballsectomy by flowerboat March 10, 2017
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Ballsacktomy
A method of birth control.
The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.
Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.
The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.
Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.
"My dad had a ballsacktomy because my Mom doesn't want to have more kids. He let the doctors chop his nuts off."
Ballsacktomy by The Queen of Errythang July 20, 2014
bellectomy
bellectomy by Owen Hastings July 26, 2005
Bullectomy
Bullectomy:
Verb—Bullectomy defn: Ball chop.
Used in a sentance: “He had to go for a bullectomy because the sprouts didn’t take & rotted insitu”
(Aka “rotten balls”)
Used in a sentence: “Have you had a bollectomy??” (Aka “grow some balls” or “get some balls” or “grow a pair”)
Adjective: To Bollect—defn: to push him off so you can breathe. To Bollect as in an inversion aversion; as in 69.
Used in a sentence “she/he/LGBTQ2S+ bollected” (couldn’t breathe in the 6-9 position because the ball sack entered the nostrils and the mouth was full of cock).
Noun—A Bollect: An asshole without any balls.
Used in a sentence:
“What a bollectified bollect!”
Verb—Bullectomy defn: Ball chop.
Used in a sentance: “He had to go for a bullectomy because the sprouts didn’t take & rotted insitu”
(Aka “rotten balls”)
Used in a sentence: “Have you had a bollectomy??” (Aka “grow some balls” or “get some balls” or “grow a pair”)
Adjective: To Bollect—defn: to push him off so you can breathe. To Bollect as in an inversion aversion; as in 69.
Used in a sentence “she/he/LGBTQ2S+ bollected” (couldn’t breathe in the 6-9 position because the ball sack entered the nostrils and the mouth was full of cock).
Noun—A Bollect: An asshole without any balls.
Used in a sentence:
“What a bollectified bollect!”
Bullectomy by Red Sonya 69 April 23, 2022
balljectory
1.) One who throws an object at a mans nuts while trying to make a trajectoried path to give the man the most pain ever felt.
2.) When a douchebag that delibertly throws some object for no apparent reason at an unexpecting innocent man while trying to target their nutsac.
2.) When a douchebag that delibertly throws some object for no apparent reason at an unexpecting innocent man while trying to target their nutsac.
EXAMPLE 1:
Evan to Jared: Hey check out this baseball I have. I am going to hit J.R. square in the Nuts with it.
Jared to Evan: Dude he has got to be like 5 to 10 yards away.
Evan to Jared: Check this out. Hey J.R.!!!! Over Here!!!
J.R turning to face Evan and Jared: What? What do you want?
Evan throws baseball as hard as he can and hits J.R. square in the nuts from 8 yards.
J.R. falls to his knees in much pain while crying: Owe my sac!!!!
Jared to Evan: Dude the way you hit J.R. square in the nuts from 8 yards....that was a total balljectory moment.
Evan to Jared: Hey check out this baseball I have. I am going to hit J.R. square in the Nuts with it.
Jared to Evan: Dude he has got to be like 5 to 10 yards away.
Evan to Jared: Check this out. Hey J.R.!!!! Over Here!!!
J.R turning to face Evan and Jared: What? What do you want?
Evan throws baseball as hard as he can and hits J.R. square in the nuts from 8 yards.
J.R. falls to his knees in much pain while crying: Owe my sac!!!!
Jared to Evan: Dude the way you hit J.R. square in the nuts from 8 yards....that was a total balljectory moment.
balljectory by scroawesome22 October 12, 2010
Bassectomy
to vibrate a mans testicles from a filthy bassline to the point of causing ejaculation and imminent loss of fertility and use of the penis.
Bassectomy by Unicron420 March 22, 2011
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A)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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