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ballsectomy

surgerical amputation of the testicles.
That old man had nut cancer and had to undergo a ballsectomy
by sendguy1099 October 11, 2006
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ballsectomy

When you are so mad at your boyfriend that you have to cut his balls off.
I tied him to the bed and gave him a ballsectomy
by flowerboat March 10, 2017
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Ballsacktomy

A method of birth control.

The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.

Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.
"My dad had a ballsacktomy because my Mom doesn't want to have more kids. He let the doctors chop his nuts off."
by The Queen of Errythang July 20, 2014
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bellectomy

Surgical procedure to remove one's bellend
If you dont stop pissng me off im going to give you a bellectomy
by Owen Hastings July 26, 2005
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Bullectomy

Bullectomy:

Verb—Bullectomy defn: Ball chop.
Used in a sentance: “He had to go for a bullectomy because the sprouts didn’t take & rotted insitu”
(Aka “rotten balls”)

Used in a sentence: “Have you had a bollectomy??” (Aka “grow some balls” or “get some balls” or “grow a pair”)

Adjective: To Bollect—defn: to push him off so you can breathe. To Bollect as in an inversion aversion; as in 69.

Used in a sentence “she/he/LGBTQ2S+ bollected” (couldn’t breathe in the 6-9 position because the ball sack entered the nostrils and the mouth was full of cock).

Noun—A Bollect: An asshole without any balls.

Used in a sentence:

“What a bollectified bollect!”
See above for Bullectomy in a sentence.
by Red Sonya 69 April 23, 2022
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balljectory

1.) One who throws an object at a mans nuts while trying to make a trajectoried path to give the man the most pain ever felt.

2.) When a douchebag that delibertly throws some object for no apparent reason at an unexpecting innocent man while trying to target their nutsac.
EXAMPLE 1:

Evan to Jared: Hey check out this baseball I have. I am going to hit J.R. square in the Nuts with it.

Jared to Evan: Dude he has got to be like 5 to 10 yards away.

Evan to Jared: Check this out. Hey J.R.!!!! Over Here!!!

J.R turning to face Evan and Jared: What? What do you want?

Evan throws baseball as hard as he can and hits J.R. square in the nuts from 8 yards.

J.R. falls to his knees in much pain while crying: Owe my sac!!!!

Jared to Evan: Dude the way you hit J.R. square in the nuts from 8 yards....that was a total balljectory moment.
by scroawesome22 October 12, 2010
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Bassectomy

to vibrate a mans testicles from a filthy bassline to the point of causing ejaculation and imminent loss of fertility and use of the penis.
naw sheet nigga that bassline cut like a knife shit gave u a rull bassectomy nigga.
by Unicron420 March 22, 2011
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