Baldickian

An super white guy who is incapable of growing body hair.

Jenny, did you know Chuck is a baldickian? He doesn't have pubic or pithair.

by D.Div. Salty Mufffuckin Dalty April 13, 2020

Baldocking

When two or more fully grown males don multicolored yoga pants, remove there shirts and then as if drawn together like hot sweaty man magnets they scissor each other to the point of orgasms. Sometimes done to very intense gabber music. Most often done in a dimly lit forested area.

Me: "Damn, was that you Baldocking in that Bush?"

Daren: "yeah I needed a full release"

by Bloodydumpster December 8, 2017

Ballicking

When someone is going to bitch you out.

Employee: (Said while lifting one leg on a nearby chair) Here comes the boss, I'll be getting a ballicking for fucking up yesterday.

by EEK February 20, 2005