Baldrian

a person who is ugly but still steals your girl

Allan: Karen meet Baldrian
Baldrian: hi
Karen: Allan im breaking up with you and taking Baldrian instead

by im right trust me December 6, 2019

Baleriana

A really nice girl who’s bf David is super tall and also really great and has a great voice and was one masterclass away from making people shit their pants with his sweet baritone voice. She is nice, and very talkative when she’s drunk

Baleriana is SOOOOO drunk rn

by Guster March 26, 2022