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The Ultimate Babe !!
1. Mehhhhhhhhhhhhh Babio !
2. Samuel Is A Babio !
Babio by beckibabio December 12, 2007
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make your babies crosseyed 

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!
Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.
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spilled my babies 

Once you finally orgasm and let go of your hot load of cum. Typically you spill your babies all over your bitches face and/or breast, chicks dig that shit. Refers to the fact that you are killing thousands of possible babies each time you jack-off or titty-fuck your whore.
The other day, when I was getting head from Taylor, I spilled my babies and she swallowed. But then later she cried about "killing thousands of babies." What a dumb ass.
spilled my babies by porn4lyfe March 4, 2010

Covid Babies 

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"

Babining 

A much cooler way of Tebowing, based off the unique celebration of Jason Babin, DE of the Philadelphia Eagles, after every sack.
After that last sack, Jason Babin did his routine celebration of Babining, hyping up the Eagles fans, even more.
Babining by PhreshPhillies November 10, 2011

trumpster babies 

Infants abandoned because women will stop having access to birth control via the Affordable Care Act when it's repealed, and won't be able to get an abortion because it will become a felony.
The years following the repeal of Obamacare led to a wave of trumpster babies found abandoned throughout the country.
trumpster babies by SCY1001 January 20, 2017

Babiaked 

To get so drunk you fall down the stairs.
"She got completely Babiaked, they wouldn't let her get into the taxi".
Babiaked by elainethepainijo January 22, 2014
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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