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BUMFT!!! 

To decribe a ridiculously hot girl, or if something hot happens to a girl like a gust of wind blows up her skirt.

You would say BUMFT!!!
sitting at the trainstation, really hot girl walks off the train with smoking hot legs,

You would say "BUMFT!!!" to show your appreciation to the mates you are sitting wtth.
BUMFT!!! by greggyboywasted December 20, 2009
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Butt naked and comfy.
Damn, Yolanda looks real bumfy rn, damn shorty.
Bumfy by shroomjuicee August 15, 2022
Related Words
BUMFT!!! • bumf • Bumfy • BAMFT • bomft • buft • bumfa • bumfat • bumt • burft
The act of burping and farting simultaneously.
Damn Fred, that was a nasty burft you just let!!!... Someone please light a match!!!
buft (v):

a) to joust verbally in matters of obscurity (esp. of a fiscal nature);

b) to obfuscate reality and/or comprehension by means of long-winded and otiose explanation of matters of limited relevance;

c) to grind down a subject, or mill finely (esp. of the sanity of the buftee)

origin/usage (arch): per Samuel Johnson "Arguing with a bufter is like fitting wheels to a tomato: time-consuming and completely pointless"
passive form (of the buftee): to be bufted:"John Smith bufted me into touch"
buft by chodsifter February 11, 2014
Poshka was used to sleeping on the street but when the nice lady gave hime shelter, a warm meal, then a fireside bed, he was as bumfy as a man could be.
bumfy by provider44 January 15, 2010
Someone That's Unattractive
Black Ugly Motha Fucka
Boo Bitch Tell That BUMF To Call Somebody Who Cares
BUMF by GhettoQueen September 24, 2016
Short for bumf-odder, or toilet paper.
I say Terence, is there any bumf in your cubicle, we're running out in here.
bumf by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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