38 definitions by David from Kingsbury

let off

Polite way your parents might enquire or announce if you've farted

Oh dear, father, I think Jeremy's let off again, open a window.

by David from Kingsbury November 5, 2003

widdle

do a wee wee

That bloody dog's just widdled on the kitchen floor again

by David from Kingsbury November 5, 2003

furry hoop

Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.

He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.

by David from Kingsbury October 15, 2005

potty mouth

Someone who likes to swear and cuss just for the fun and bravado of it.

Don't speak to me like that, you potty mouth.

by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003

crot

English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.

'Mornin' Bunter, just been to the matron with a touch of the soft crot'

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

bubble and squeak

Rhyming slang for a Greek. Usually abbreviated to bubble.

Bloody area's crawling with bubbles nowadays

by David from Kingsbury November 5, 2003

horse's arse

Not a very nice person. Also horse's ass. Can be described as the north end of a horse going south.

I wouldn't take any notice of what he said, he's just a horse's arse.

by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003