oyster

Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.

Mind the road there, you'll tread in that oyster.

by David from Kingsbury August 26, 2007

make a smell

Polite term my family uses for a fart, usually a silent one of unknown origin.

David, have you just made a smell again?

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

furry hoop

Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.

He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.

by David from Kingsbury October 15, 2005

widdle

do a wee wee

That bloody dog's just widdled on the kitchen floor again

by David from Kingsbury November 05, 2003

do me a lemon

Rare but recorded London phrase for 'Do me a favour'. Totally mystery origin, unless you know the answer.

"Oi Trev, you're not saying you need my motor again, do me a lemon..."

by David from Kingsbury April 13, 2006

whoopsie

Lavatorial accident, a la Frank Spencer.

Oo Betty, the cat's done a whoopsie in my beret!

by David from Kingsbury November 12, 2003

let off

Polite way your parents might enquire or announce if you've farted

Oh dear, father, I think Jeremy's let off again, open a window.

by David from Kingsbury November 05, 2003