BTLOF 

By The Looks Of Facebook

She's dating Jim?!?!!
Well yeah, BTLOF.

BTLOF by torismith July 1, 2009

Bloff 

To breakwind or fart. (ie. to emit wind from the anus, squeeze cheese, float an air biscuit, a bottom burp, flatulate, etc, etc).

Bloff is a contraction of "Blow off" (which is an English term for farting (not to be confused with the American term "Blow off" which is unrelated).

Sometimes there is not an inoffensive or child-safe word for flatulence in polite company, this is where bloffing comes in. To say someone is bloffing is far more socially acceptable, and even child friendly. It's especially easy to tell your kid to stop bloffing in a crowded restaurant, for example. Equally, it's not a big issue if your child shouts out "I did a bloff" in a supermarket or such!

Who did that bloff in the elavator?
No bloffing at the table Timothy!
Sorry Mum, it was me that bloffed at the buffet!

Bloff by jnoarm October 14, 2020

bloffee 

Blow Job + Coffee

As introduced by GFOTY (girlfriend of the year) in her Pop Cube Trailer for PC Music.

What's better than a bloffee?

bloffee by anonymous May 3, 2016

bloficate 

Bloficate (v): To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner, particularly with a negative or pejorative implications. To 'talk shit' in order to make one's self look good.

Cross between bloviate and defecate.

This speaker tends to bloficate in order to puff himself up and put down others.

bloficate by Pat Moss April 22, 2011

Blofessor 

Noun- Person. A woman who has gone far beyound being good at sucking some Dick. She has studied, mastered, could even teach others the fine art and make of a mans penis. So good at it herself that she takes pride in the work she does and owns the fact she is a blofessor.

She can teach a class of giving head. Call her Blofessor Renee

Blofessor by Renee Blase September 7, 2015

Paul Baloff 

1. The act of someone getting incredibly drunk and yelling loudly and/or breaking things in a hilarious manner.

2. Thrash Band Exodus's original lead singer. His onstage banter was legendary. He suffered a stroke in 2002 and died. R.I.P. Paul Baloff

That party last night was awesome, Chris went all Paul Baloff and cut up Mark's shirt with gardening sheers!

Paul Baloff by Chris Butera January 11, 2009

Bloft 

Verb - To fabricate the illusion that what you are selling is much better than it really is.

Dude, did you see the way he was blofting that shitty basement apartment to seem like a fashionable loft?

Bloft by PrimevilKneivel August 3, 2013