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Black coffee. No need for anyone to ask if I want creamer or sugar. No I don't want spice. I just want black coffee.
"What would you like to drink?" - Barista

"Bloffee" -Me
"I'll get that right out." - Barista
Bloffee by Bloffeeguy January 3, 2024
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What a hardened convict affiliated with the Bloods gang refers to coffee so as to avoid unnecessary usage of the letter 'c' in his conversation with other gang members.
Pass dis niggah a bup of boffee.
boffee by Albert Couture August 23, 2007
A coffee one has with one's bro
Having a broffee at 3pm bud?
Broffee by wizbro May 30, 2015
Pouring brandy into your coffee after a wild night in town
Dude after this Broffee I'm even more pissed than last night
broffee by veelsydigevouverkyker February 26, 2011
Meeting for coffee for two male straight guys, to talk about their problems with their wives or gfs.
-Hey, wanna come over to see the game?
-Sorry man, I promised to go out in the afternoon for a broffee with Nick. He's having a load of troubles with his wife. Again.
broffee by ambageo January 30, 2016
Have a bong and a coffee in the morning when you back up
“Chris had a boffeee after a big night with the boys”
Boffeee by BoffeeBoy January 6, 2023
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