Blof
Blof by bruhisweartogod May 28, 2020
Blof
Originated from the word "Blog," this was misspelled by an idiot. Its definition has since come to be known as:
To hit somebody and have them fall over or exclaim loudly.
To hit somebody and have them fall over or exclaim loudly.
Bob: You little bastard...
Joe: What you gonna do bitch?
Bob: I'm gonna blof you, ass.
Joe: You gonna what?
Bob: *blofs Joe*
Joe: Blof! *falls over*
Joe: What you gonna do bitch?
Bob: I'm gonna blof you, ass.
Joe: You gonna what?
Bob: *blofs Joe*
Joe: Blof! *falls over*
Blof by W E T B A C K January 9, 2006
Blof
To burp, also known as belching, ructus or eructation, is the release of gas from the digestive tract (mainly esophagus and stomach) through the mouth. It is usually very audible. It originated from the sound Sandro makes while belching.
Sandro-*BLOF!*
Everybody-"Nice blof!!!"
Everybody-"Nice blof!!!"
Bloff
To breakwind or fart. (ie. to emit wind from the anus, squeeze cheese, float an air biscuit, a bottom burp, flatulate, etc, etc).
Bloff is a contraction of "Blow off" (which is an English term for farting (not to be confused with the American term "Blow off" which is unrelated).
Sometimes there is not an inoffensive or child-safe word for flatulence in polite company, this is where bloffing comes in. To say someone is bloffing is far more socially acceptable, and even child friendly. It's especially easy to tell your kid to stop bloffing in a crowded restaurant, for example. Equally, it's not a big issue if your child shouts out "I did a bloff" in a supermarket or such!
Bloff is a contraction of "Blow off" (which is an English term for farting (not to be confused with the American term "Blow off" which is unrelated).
Sometimes there is not an inoffensive or child-safe word for flatulence in polite company, this is where bloffing comes in. To say someone is bloffing is far more socially acceptable, and even child friendly. It's especially easy to tell your kid to stop bloffing in a crowded restaurant, for example. Equally, it's not a big issue if your child shouts out "I did a bloff" in a supermarket or such!
Who did that bloff in the elavator?
No bloffing at the table Timothy!
Sorry Mum, it was me that bloffed at the buffet!
No bloffing at the table Timothy!
Sorry Mum, it was me that bloffed at the buffet!
bloffee
Blow Job + Coffee
As introduced by GFOTY (girlfriend of the year) in her Pop Cube Trailer for PC Music.
As introduced by GFOTY (girlfriend of the year) in her Pop Cube Trailer for PC Music.
What's better than a bloffee?
bloficate
Bloficate (v): To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner, particularly with a negative or pejorative implications. To 'talk shit' in order to make one's self look good.
Cross between bloviate and defecate.
Cross between bloviate and defecate.
Blofessor
Noun- Person. A woman who has gone far beyound being good at sucking some Dick. She has studied, mastered, could even teach others the fine art and make of a mans penis. So good at it herself that she takes pride in the work she does and owns the fact she is a blofessor.
Blofessor by Renee Blase September 7, 2015