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To breakwind or fart. (ie. to emit wind from the anus, squeeze cheese, float an air biscuit, a bottom burp, flatulate, etc, etc).

Bloff is a contraction of "Blow off" (which is an English term for farting (not to be confused with the American term "Blow off" which is unrelated).

Sometimes there is not an inoffensive or child-safe word for flatulence in polite company, this is where bloffing comes in. To say someone is bloffing is far more socially acceptable, and even child friendly. It's especially easy to tell your kid to stop bloffing in a crowded restaurant, for example. Equally, it's not a big issue if your child shouts out "I did a bloff" in a supermarket or such!
Who did that bloff in the elavator?
No bloffing at the table Timothy!
Sorry Mum, it was me that bloffed at the buffet!
Bloff by jnoarm October 14, 2020
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A blog-off; Two or more bloggers who cover the same topic and let their readers decide who's coverage was better.

Original term by Geist magazine (geist.com)
In January 2010, Geist.com bloggers, Lauren Ogsten and Dan Post had a bloff over the Vancouver play, Here on the Flight Path.
bloff by Geist.com January 16, 2011
Related Words
bloff • bloffee • Bloffle • Bloffy • Bloffin • blowfish • blobfish • bliff • bloof • blorf
"Mary, I need you to bloff me."
Bloff by mj123456 January 12, 2014

Tha Bluff 

A neighborhood in West Atlanta known for Cocaine, Heroin, Prostitution and Violence.

Bluff stands for Better Leave You Fucking Fool.

See: Snow On Tha Bluff
Tha Bluff by DJGoinHam July 7, 2011

bloofindoogus

A person prone to mistakes and foolish behavior.
Man, Blarkin tested a fart again and failed. I found his pants in the diswasher. What a bloofindoogus!
bloofindoogus by chickenmcfweeb June 12, 2020

Bookman's Bluff 

When an Author creates something where people say: "That doesn't make sense" but excuses it with: "It all makes sense when you consider it's acually a methaphor"
Masahiro Sakurai pulled a Bookman's Bluff when he created Kirby:

"Kirby doesn't make sense as a creature but he will make sense as a methaphor." Brian David Gilbert, 2020
Bookman's Bluff by Sturmward July 29, 2021

Jersey Shore Blowfish 

Is when you blow air into someones asshole like blowing up a balloon.
i put my face in this chicks ass and gave her a jersey shore blowfish.
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