Bloffle

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To hit someone stupid with fiery hatred in a Walmart.

Person 1: If you don't shut up, I will bloffle you.
Person 2: Please Don't!

Bloffle by Roniner January 20, 2022

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bloffle

lopsided titty #WonkyBoob

jill is bigger than anne

“Why is one of ur boobs saggier than the other” said janice

“You don’t have a bloffle Janice?”

bloffle by blofflelover June 3, 2024

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bloffee

Blow Job + Coffee

As introduced by GFOTY (girlfriend of the year) in her Pop Cube Trailer for PC Music.

What's better than a bloffee?

bloffee by anonymous May 3, 2016

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Boffle Chops

A girl with large boobs and a small bottom who generally chips about

"Hello there, Boffle Chops... I like your boobs."

Boffle Chops by sweet September 8, 2003

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Bofflethwapped

The feeling of being absolutely overwhelmed by confusion or frustration.

I am so bofflethwapped now!

That exam absolutely bofflethwapped me!

Bofflethwapped by troctagon November 21, 2010

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boffle

'A bit Of Fry and Laurie', British comedy show of the late 80s and early 90s. (Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry)

Been watching any boffle lately?

boffle by bad_penny April 19, 2006

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blaffle

When someone suffers from a blue waffle and diarrhea at the same time, thus creating a stew of puss, liquid poo, and blue-stained labia.

Nah son, you don't wanna go down there. I've got a blaffle situation going on and it looks like Aleppo.

blaffle by Echowood January 29, 2019

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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