by I.AM.STUPID......YAY July 14, 2017
Get the awkard mug.Awkard turtle is when your talking to someone and some very odd happens like if you asked someone out and theres a awkard pause thats it!!
You: Hay <insert his or her name>
Person:hows it going good looking
You: Great, Haye will you go out with me?
Long Pause
You: O shit awkard turtle
Person:hows it going good looking
You: Great, Haye will you go out with me?
Long Pause
You: O shit awkard turtle
by Mothkilla March 6, 2009
Get the awkard turtle mug.An amount of money that at face value is significant and helpful, but doesn't come close to what is necessary for your needs and obligations.
I won $50,000 in the lottery! An awkard amount of money. It's like $32,000 after taxes. I have like $200,000 in student debt and my annual overhead is $100,000 and I owe $40,000 on my car. I can't really do anything with this money. It's a lot, but it doesn't really help in my day to day lifestyle and doesn't make much of a dent in my debts.
by Tubby Crockett November 15, 2021
Get the an awkard amount of money mug.Awkward Squad is the name given to that group of people in any organisation who cause problems and difficulties. They are apparently normal, everyday human beings, but when they get together, things just go wrong. They are not necessarily troublemakers, although in some instances they can be, but some strange synergy causes things to go wrong in their collective presence.
The origin of the word dates back to just after the Second World War when National Service was compulsory in Britain for males over the age of eighteen. This meant that all sorts of people, some of whom were totally unsuited to military service, were inducted into the armed forces. That they were unsuitable quickly became apparent, and they tended to be grouped together to keep the clumsy, the unwilling, the careless and troublesome in one unit which became known as the awkward squad
The origin of the word dates back to just after the Second World War when National Service was compulsory in Britain for males over the age of eighteen. This meant that all sorts of people, some of whom were totally unsuited to military service, were inducted into the armed forces. That they were unsuitable quickly became apparent, and they tended to be grouped together to keep the clumsy, the unwilling, the careless and troublesome in one unit which became known as the awkward squad
by AKACroatalin April 11, 2015
Get the Awkward Squad mug.Joe Smo - Dude I just screwed Nikki in the ass..it was awesome. Joe Smo's Buddy- Dude you got the brown star award..thats Epic.
by 1 with Nature February 12, 2015
Get the Brown Star Award mug.He just stood there in the middle of the whole group and started saying weird things about all sorts of people, including some of the people that were actually there. He's such an awkwardist - he does it all the time.
by Danlod2 May 5, 2023
Get the awkwardist mug.An annual celebration of Archaicisms, primarily serving as an ego defense mechanism for Boomers (and other old people.)
Nominated for 2014 Granny Awards Rock Album of the Year:
Zeppelin, Sabbath, Bowie and Neil Young
-- Four acts that were "too hip to be square"* around 1970.
Kings of Leon and Queens of the Stone Age
-- Named after a passe form of government and a truly ancient Age of Tech.
How desperately we cling to illusions of youth and relevancy. -- Citizen of the Galaxy
* Once upon a time, even Before the Flood, contemporaneous fans of "Old Blue Eyes" and the "Candy Man" embarrassed themselves with such phrases, in a vain attempt to sustain their own relevance. Please, STOP THE MADNESS!
Zeppelin, Sabbath, Bowie and Neil Young
-- Four acts that were "too hip to be square"* around 1970.
Kings of Leon and Queens of the Stone Age
-- Named after a passe form of government and a truly ancient Age of Tech.
How desperately we cling to illusions of youth and relevancy. -- Citizen of the Galaxy
* Once upon a time, even Before the Flood, contemporaneous fans of "Old Blue Eyes" and the "Candy Man" embarrassed themselves with such phrases, in a vain attempt to sustain their own relevance. Please, STOP THE MADNESS!
by Citizen of the Galaxy February 23, 2014
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