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awkwardist 

From "akwardism":
being in favor of living life awkwardly and embracing the inevitable awkardness of life as a philosophy.
X: Yo, the most awkward shit happened to me last night.

Y: Oh yeah?

X: Yeah dude, I was running around in Chicago when the most awkard looking old guy came up to me and asked me if I had seen his anteater anywhere. It was a moment filled with inescapable awkwardness.

Y: Man, you're such an awkwardist.

X: Awkardist? Maybe I am.
awkwardist by MissStarfish March 2, 2009

awkwarditity 

The act of awkardness.
Matt's awkwarditity kept him from ever getting laid.

awkwardate 

To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)
Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.
awkwardate by Cheryl Beryl November 6, 2007

awkwardize 

The art of turning a normal conversation into an awkward situation.
"Did you see that video of a guy electrocuting himself? LMFAO"

"How can you find that stuff funny?"

"..."

"I totally awkwardized this conversation."
awkwardize by 003Labs June 29, 2009

Awkwardsaurus Rex

A term used to lighten the mood after a faux pas. Accompanied by a visual representation of the Tyranosaurus' comically short forearms.
Person 1: "Hey Jimmy, I banged your mom this morning!"
Person 2: "Jimmy's mom is dead."
Awkward silence
Person 3: "Awkwardsaurus Rex" (hand gesture included)

Awkwardcute 

The state of being both awkward and cute.
Aww, he tripped when he was trying to ask me out. It was so awkwardcute.
Awkwardcute by Natatatatatat. December 24, 2009