awkwardist

An awkwardist: someone who makes every situation awkward.

He just stood there in the middle of the whole group and started saying weird things about all sorts of people, including some of the people that were actually there. He's such an awkwardist - he does it all the time.

by Danlod2 May 5, 2023

awkwardist

From "akwardism":
being in favor of living life awkwardly and embracing the inevitable awkardness of life as a philosophy.

X: Yo, the most awkward shit happened to me last night.

Y: Oh yeah?

X: Yeah dude, I was running around in Chicago when the most awkard looking old guy came up to me and asked me if I had seen his anteater anywhere. It was a moment filled with inescapable awkwardness.

Y: Man, you're such an awkwardist.

X: Awkardist? Maybe I am.

by MissStarfish March 2, 2009

awkwarditity

The act of awkardness.

Matt's awkwarditity kept him from ever getting laid.

by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

awkwardate

To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)

Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.

by Cheryl Beryl November 6, 2007

awkwardize

The art of turning a normal conversation into an awkward situation.

"Did you see that video of a guy electrocuting himself? LMFAO"

"How can you find that stuff funny?"

"..."

"I totally awkwardized this conversation."

by 003Labs June 29, 2009

Awkwardsaurus Rex

A term used to lighten the mood after a faux pas. Accompanied by a visual representation of the Tyranosaurus' comically short forearms.

Person 1: "Hey Jimmy, I banged your mom this morning!"
Person 2: "Jimmy's mom is dead."
Awkward silence
Person 3: "Awkwardsaurus Rex" (hand gesture included)

by tamburlaine19 April 4, 2010

Awkwardcute

The state of being both awkward and cute.

Aww, he tripped when he was trying to ask me out. It was so awkwardcute.

by Natatatatatat. December 24, 2009