AutoBeast 

When you're so good that there is no need to even prove anything

Man, Tom Brady is autobeast

AutoBeast by Padres August 17, 2012

Autobesity

The trend of vehicles growing larger and heavier as people want to drive oversized vehicles they don't really need.

Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.

I see that guy drive his huge SUV everyday to work by himself. He has never taken it off-roading, he just bought it because he has autobesity.

Autobesity by Wordiculous July 17, 2023

AutoDeistic Satanism 

A branch of Satanism that is a philosophy, rather than a religion; based upon living by a code of honor and embracing the glorification of the human ego. In this way, it shares similarities with LaVeyan Satanism, but AutoDeistic Satanists shun all things magical and spiritual, and instead believe in science and evolution.
Satan is regarded as an important symbol for hope and unity, and any and all ritualistic practices are looked down upon.

I was reading up on AutoDeistic Satanism today. It's kind of similar to the Church of Satan, but it's about science, not the occult.

AutoDeistic Satanism by Eppek Blade March 10, 2011

Anti-Autodestruction 

When blind, mindless devotion is so strong that even the most blatantly egregious, offensive and INTENTIONALLY self-destructive behavior cannot diminish support for a political candidate.

Holy shit, I've had affairs with porn stars and paid 'em off to keep 'em quiet, insulted war heroes and veterans, openly supported white supremacists and fucked-up conspiracy theories, suggested people ingest cleaning agents and take unproven medications as a treatment for a pandemic, that I knew was horrific but repeatedly downplayed, basically fucked up the entire economy and lost of thousands of lives because I supposedly know more than the medical experts...what will it take for them to get a clue that I don't want to be President?
Well, sir. It would seem that you've created a diehard cult of Anti-Autodestruction. Perhaps if you start a war...

Anti-Autodestruction by YAWA September 12, 2020

Autobation 

Erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse and specifically involving an automobile as a means of instrumental manipulation, sexual fantasy, or by various combinations of these agencies.

He was embarrassed when his grandmother walked into the garage and caught him in the act of autobation.

A few of the pages of his 'Car and Driver' magazine were stuck together, no doubt a result of an unhealthy car fetish and an incessant need for autobation.

Autobation by Dr. Fuchs August 21, 2010

Autocest 

A new sin; the act of cloning one's self and having sexual relations with said clone

My brother had autcestual relations with his clone!

Isn't autocest a sin?

Autocest by Josh Malavenda November 5, 2018

aubeastliness 

state of extreme toughness or determination in hopes that one day you can be like auburn staples

After running twenty-six miles in a row in a sub-five pace, the runner exclamed, "Finally, I have reached the level of aubeastliness

aubeastliness by Chris Cook May 4, 2004