Autobesity

The trend of vehicles growing larger and heavier as people want to drive oversized vehicles they don't really need.

Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.

I see that guy drive his huge SUV everyday to work by himself. He has never taken it off-roading, he just bought it because he has autobesity.

Autobesity by Wordiculous July 17, 2023

Autobesity

A word used by smug Guardian reading sandal wearing, bike fanatics to diminish large vehicles that they likely can't afford.

Stefan and I were sitting having our soy lattes when one of those ghastly SUVs carrying a mother and three kids parked in front of us. I hate the autobesity and don't understand why a family of four can't ride a bicycle like us. I'm going to tweet about it.

Autobesity by Goatse Nostalgic July 23, 2023

agrobesity 

Used to describe fat people who are always angry and always fat.

That fat kid is always pissed about something...must be tough to live with AGROBESITY.

agrobesity by agrobesity May 24, 2011

Autorisity

1. A state of not taking oneself too seriously
2. To laugh at oneself

Todays leaders are much too vain and conceive themselves as omnipotent. They could sure use some AUTORISITY.

Autorisity by smileygyrus August 27, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019