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cheater app

An app such as Kik, Whatsapp or Snapchat that allows people to anonymously chat. They are often used by people cheating or playing games online.
He didn't give me his number, he wanted to talk through a cheater app. He is probably cheating on his woman.
by Wordiculous December 11, 2015
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Spamglish

The broken English a scammer often uses. It can be found in the emails of spammers and dating profiles of romance scams.

Spamglish often has uncapitalized words and extra spaces around punctuation.
I could tell the profile was fake because they spamglish was so bad. It started out "i am serious and god loving looking to start family with ."
by Wordiculous May 25, 2022
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Promptography

When an artist uses prompts to tell an AI image generator how to create a image or piece of art.

Images may look like a photograph but are not created using a camera so cannot be considered photography
His prompts were "ferret with a flamethrower" so the AI image generator created some crazy looking promptography.
by Wordiculous April 18, 2023
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Point five selfie

The 0.5 selfie (pronounced "point five selfie") is the Gen Z version of the Myspace pose. It was made popular by social media influencers and other jobless young people that need attention from strangers. Gen Z persons have limited education and work ethic so the steps of a 0.5 selfie are extremely simple.

Step 1: Set your cell phone camera to the widest angle allowed.
Step 2: Stand in a strange position, the more awkward looking. If you can show all four limbs at once that is even better better.
Step 3: Hold camera above head and as far away from the body as possible.
Step 4: Make a face that portrays boredom. Pretend that you are not an "attention whore" and hate having your picture taken
Step 5: Take a picture and repeat at least 15 times while other people with real lives try to maneuver around you.
Step 6: Post to social media while pretending you are important enough that people will care.

If done correctly your head will look very small while your arms and legs will look incredibly large and strangely disproportionate. A good point five selfie will not represent what you truly look like.

For maximum effect these pictures are taken in settings that no one cares what you are doing. Good locations to take them would at a grocery store or riding in an elevator.
I know all my followers really want to see me eating chex mix while standing in a stair well so I should take a point five selfie.
by Wordiculous July 18, 2022
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Beige flag

Beige flags are a sign that someone is boring or lacks originality.

Beige flags are often generic or very cliche things that many people put in their profiles. Examples are:

- Pictures holding fish
- Statements about tacos
- mentioning the relationships of TV characters
- Offering the choice to ride or die

- Not writing anything in the profile section
Her profile said "I love to laugh." Who doesn't like to laugh? How boring are you if that's all you can think of to tell people? That is the biggest beige flag of all
by Wordiculous September 2, 2022
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Diet Cum

The cum from a man who had a vasectomy.
Diet cum has the same flavor and fun but won't make you fat.
by Wordiculous February 22, 2025
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Small dog crazy

Someone who is mentally imbalanced and has a hard time maintaining healthy relationships with other human beings. They spend most of their time and attention with a dog tthat weighs less than 20lbs.

Many women will defend their female friends with small dogs but this is the easiest test.

Ask them to think of their favorite male friend or relative. Then ask them to think of a woman with a small dog they would encourage that favorite male to date. No good person will hook a real friend up with a small dog lady.
I could tell she was small dog crazy when she was pushing it in a stroller. I didn't even have to see the matching outfits or professional photos of just her dog.
by Wordiculous June 30, 2022
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