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Friends first

When someone on a dating app is wasting other people's time because they want attention and to be friends but not actually date.

A recent study by John Hopkins University showed 93.154% of people who want friends first have trust issues and are afraid of intimacy or sex. Because of this it will be very hard for them to have a healthy relationship.
Friends first is the unpaid internship of the dating world. They want you to do all the same work and use you but don't want to give you any benefits.
by Wordiculous May 22, 2022
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Mindtrack

A song or soundtrack that you hear in your head. Often caused by an event or emotion.
My mindtrack was Rolling in the deep after I saw my ex the other night.
by Wordiculous December 18, 2012
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Translender

An overweight person who claims to be fit or slim.

Often characterized by wearing spandex, activewear or other tight clothing that shows multiple bulges and roles
Their profile says they are fit but you can see in their pictures they're overweight. They must be translender.
by Wordiculous May 20, 2023
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Autobesity

The trend of vehicles growing larger and heavier as people want to drive oversized vehicles they don't really need.

Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.
I see that guy drive his huge SUV everyday to work by himself. He has never taken it off-roading, he just bought it because he has autobesity.
by Wordiculous July 17, 2023
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Zombie Profile

A personal profile that is no longer active or does not interact with others on a website. Websites often display these to artificially inflate their membership numbers. For example on a dating website someone who has not logged in for months or on a social media website someone who may be deceased.
I joined match.com but people don't pay for membership or haven't logged in for months so its mostly zombie profiles.
by Wordiculous February 26, 2020
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Orphaned body part

When someone shares pictures that are a close-up or cropped to only show one body part. It is commonly done with genitalia and feet, but can be done with any body part. This could be done for different reasons.

For example men may do this by sharing pics of their penises and women by sharing pics of their feet to be sexual.

People who are obese will share these pictures to focus on the one part of their body they are comfortable with or feel is the most attractive.
When someone sends a photo of an orphaned body part and nothing else you know they are hiding something.
by Wordiculous August 5, 2022
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Promptography

When an artist uses prompts to tell an AI image generator how to create a image or piece of art.

Images may look like a photograph but are not created using a camera so cannot be considered photography
His prompts were "ferret with a flamethrower" so the AI image generator created some crazy looking promptography.
by Wordiculous April 18, 2023
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