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by Wordiculous December 18, 2012
Get the Mindtrackmug. When someone on a dating app is wasting other people's time because they want attention and to be friends but not actually date.
A recent study by John Hopkins University showed 93.154% of people who want friends first have trust issues and are afraid of intimacy or sex. Because of this it will be very hard for them to have a healthy relationship.
A recent study by John Hopkins University showed 93.154% of people who want friends first have trust issues and are afraid of intimacy or sex. Because of this it will be very hard for them to have a healthy relationship.
Friends first is the unpaid internship of the dating world. They want you to do all the same work and use you but don't want to give you any benefits.
by Wordiculous May 22, 2022
Get the Friends firstmug. The broken English a scammer often uses. It can be found in the emails of spammers and dating profiles of romance scams.
Spamglish often has uncapitalized words and extra spaces around punctuation.
Spamglish often has uncapitalized words and extra spaces around punctuation.
I could tell the profile was fake because they spamglish was so bad. It started out "i am serious and god loving looking to start family with ."
by Wordiculous May 25, 2022
Get the Spamglishmug. A personal profile that is no longer active or does not interact with others on a website. Websites often display these to artificially inflate their membership numbers. For example on a dating website someone who has not logged in for months or on a social media website someone who may be deceased.
I joined match.com but people don't pay for membership or haven't logged in for months so its mostly zombie profiles.
by Wordiculous February 26, 2020
Get the Zombie Profilemug. The trend of vehicles growing larger and heavier as people want to drive oversized vehicles they don't really need.
Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.
Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.
I see that guy drive his huge SUV everyday to work by himself. He has never taken it off-roading, he just bought it because he has autobesity.
by Wordiculous July 17, 2023
Get the Autobesitymug. by Wordiculous June 21, 2022
Get the Foshermug. The 0.5 selfie (pronounced "point five selfie") is the Gen Z version of the Myspace pose. It was made popular by social media influencers and other jobless young people that need attention from strangers. Gen Z persons have limited education and work ethic so the steps of a 0.5 selfie are extremely simple.
Step 1: Set your cell phone camera to the widest angle allowed.
Step 2: Stand in a strange position, the more awkward looking. If you can show all four limbs at once that is even better better.
Step 3: Hold camera above head and as far away from the body as possible.
Step 4: Make a face that portrays boredom. Pretend that you are not an "attention whore" and hate having your picture taken
Step 5: Take a picture and repeat at least 15 times while other people with real lives try to maneuver around you.
Step 6: Post to social media while pretending you are important enough that people will care.
If done correctly your head will look very small while your arms and legs will look incredibly large and strangely disproportionate. A good point five selfie will not represent what you truly look like.
For maximum effect these pictures are taken in settings that no one cares what you are doing. Good locations to take them would at a grocery store or riding in an elevator.
Step 1: Set your cell phone camera to the widest angle allowed.
Step 2: Stand in a strange position, the more awkward looking. If you can show all four limbs at once that is even better better.
Step 3: Hold camera above head and as far away from the body as possible.
Step 4: Make a face that portrays boredom. Pretend that you are not an "attention whore" and hate having your picture taken
Step 5: Take a picture and repeat at least 15 times while other people with real lives try to maneuver around you.
Step 6: Post to social media while pretending you are important enough that people will care.
If done correctly your head will look very small while your arms and legs will look incredibly large and strangely disproportionate. A good point five selfie will not represent what you truly look like.
For maximum effect these pictures are taken in settings that no one cares what you are doing. Good locations to take them would at a grocery store or riding in an elevator.
I know all my followers really want to see me eating chex mix while standing in a stair well so I should take a point five selfie.
by Wordiculous July 18, 2022
Get the Point five selfiemug.