Autocest 

A new sin; the act of cloning one's self and having sexual relations with said clone

My brother had autcestual relations with his clone!

Isn't autocest a sin?

Autocest by Josh Malavenda November 5, 2018

Anti-Autodestruction 

When blind, mindless devotion is so strong that even the most blatantly egregious, offensive and INTENTIONALLY self-destructive behavior cannot diminish support for a political candidate.

Holy shit, I've had affairs with porn stars and paid 'em off to keep 'em quiet, insulted war heroes and veterans, openly supported white supremacists and fucked-up conspiracy theories, suggested people ingest cleaning agents and take unproven medications as a treatment for a pandemic, that I knew was horrific but repeatedly downplayed, basically fucked up the entire economy and lost of thousands of lives because I supposedly know more than the medical experts...what will it take for them to get a clue that I don't want to be President?
Well, sir. It would seem that you've created a diehard cult of Anti-Autodestruction. Perhaps if you start a war...

Anti-Autodestruction by YAWA September 12, 2020

Autochester 

The act of commenting on a now over 18 year old friend's high school picture and saying they are hot or attractive.

See also: Lez autochester; the act of commenting on someone of the same sex's old picture before they were 18 and saying they are hawt.

Friend: "Aw, I found my high school year book from sophomore year. I look so young"

Comment: "Still good lookin', though. I hope I can say that without autochestering myself"

Same sex comment: "you are pretty hawt in this pic! I think I just lez autochestered myself."

Autochester by Hill_dawg October 16, 2012

autoesthetic exercise 

This is when you cut your own hair for whatever reason. Cutting your own hair is more common now that we are all social distancing. The resulting product often leaves something to be desired when compared to a professional haircut.

Bob: Did you see Fred's haircut? It looks like someone missed a spot in the back.
Jeff: Obvious autoesthetic exercise on his part.
Bob: It looks like he got that haircut in prison.

Bill: I really miss my barber and professional haircuts.
Jane: Why so?
Bill: When I do an autoesthetic exercise, the top and sides are easy but the back of my head and neck are iffy.

Jane: You are right... your neck looks like you have a built in scarf.

autoesthetic exercise by jfburke619 March 30, 2021

Autocentric 

Car oriented development

If this city weren’t so autocentric, it would be easier to get places

Autocentric by KraploadKrunch August 22, 2021