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Austinato 

A type of musical phrase dat is either (1) played or composed by someone named "Austin", or (2) is included in a musical work dat is performed in a city in southeastern Texas.
If da Six Million Dollar Man performed a concert in a certain Lone Star State locale, would da music be said to include "double Austinato" passages???
Austinato by QuacksO June 20, 2021
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Austinpowerism 

putting things in the foreground of a movie to keep us from seeing the family jewels
Austinpowerism, which translates (Wikipedia does not explain) as "putting things in the foreground to keep us from seeing the family jewels." Grendel arrives on schedule to tear down the mead hall, and there is a mighty battle which is rendered in gory and gruesome detail, right down to cleaved skulls and severed limbs.
Austinpowerism by Mike Spector December 28, 2007
Cute usually brown headed girl who is outgoing and sometimes annyiong, she is loveable and stands up for her family and friends. She is known to be bitchy when ever you get in her face. She loves life and respects who ever is in hers.
Girl: "I love my sister She is so nice and funny, but more annying."

Boy:"has to be austina."
Austina by wannabeinlove October 25, 2009

Broke-asstinating 

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.
Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.
Broke-asstinating by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

Austintude 

SEE AUSTITUDE

The display of an attitude by Austinites (residents of Austin, TX) that their city is nearly perfect and without problems. Unlike Dallitude (which is associated with the display of wealth), Austintude (or Austitude) is associated with the belief the city of Austin and people in it are unique, smarter, and more advanced than the rest of Texas and southern USA. This flawed kind of thinking is usually associated with down-talking other cities and ignoring the fact that other cities may excel in areas Austin does not.

Unfortunately, the media plays a part in this by perpetuating certain myths and stereotypes (positive ones for Austin, and negative ones for other Texas cities.)
Example quotes from an Austinite showing Austintude / Austitude:

No, we have no traffic, no problems, absolutely no crime anywhere, and no air pollution from the cars that just sit in traffic. This is the Oasis of the Western Hemisphere. The other Texas cities have terrible summer heat, sprawl and strip malls, but somehow we just do not because we are magically exempt!

You're moving away from Austin? To where? Ewww!

You moved here from where? Ewww! Don't you feel like you should get down and kiss the ground that is Austin, you will be so enlightened now!
Austintude by Texas Expert June 23, 2010

Austinite 

A person Who lives in the city of Austin, Texas and some of the close surrounding citys.
Austinite: Keep Austin weird!
guy: uh.. ok..
Austinite by Emerald October 23, 2005

Austintown 

A township in Northeastern Ohio where oppressive dress codes and potholes thrive.
Teacher: Hi! I see it's your first day here at Fitch High School. How has you morning been going so far?
New Student: Horribly, I gotten written up for dress twice already, and I hit about three potholes and almost got into an accident.
Other Student: Well, that's Austintown for ya!
Austintown by Gertrude Pumpernickel September 29, 2013
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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