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Austinpowerism 

putting things in the foreground of a movie to keep us from seeing the family jewels
Austinpowerism, which translates (Wikipedia does not explain) as "putting things in the foreground to keep us from seeing the family jewels." Grendel arrives on schedule to tear down the mead hall, and there is a mighty battle which is rendered in gory and gruesome detail, right down to cleaved skulls and severed limbs.
Austinpowerism by Mike Spector December 28, 2007
Cute usually brown headed girl who is outgoing and sometimes annyiong, she is loveable and stands up for her family and friends. She is known to be bitchy when ever you get in her face. She loves life and respects who ever is in hers.
Girl: "I love my sister She is so nice and funny, but more annying."

Boy:"has to be austina."
Austina by wannabeinlove October 25, 2009

Broke-asstinating 

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.
Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.
Broke-asstinating by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

Austintude 

SEE AUSTITUDE

The display of an attitude by Austinites (residents of Austin, TX) that their city is nearly perfect and without problems. Unlike Dallitude (which is associated with the display of wealth), Austintude (or Austitude) is associated with the belief the city of Austin and people in it are unique, smarter, and more advanced than the rest of Texas and southern USA. This flawed kind of thinking is usually associated with down-talking other cities and ignoring the fact that other cities may excel in areas Austin does not.

Unfortunately, the media plays a part in this by perpetuating certain myths and stereotypes (positive ones for Austin, and negative ones for other Texas cities.)
Example quotes from an Austinite showing Austintude / Austitude:

No, we have no traffic, no problems, absolutely no crime anywhere, and no air pollution from the cars that just sit in traffic. This is the Oasis of the Western Hemisphere. The other Texas cities have terrible summer heat, sprawl and strip malls, but somehow we just do not because we are magically exempt!

You're moving away from Austin? To where? Ewww!

You moved here from where? Ewww! Don't you feel like you should get down and kiss the ground that is Austin, you will be so enlightened now!
Austintude by Texas Expert June 23, 2010

Austinite 

A person Who lives in the city of Austin, Texas and some of the close surrounding citys.
Austinite: Keep Austin weird!
guy: uh.. ok..
Austinite by Emerald October 23, 2005

Austintown 

A township in Northeastern Ohio where oppressive dress codes and potholes thrive.
Teacher: Hi! I see it's your first day here at Fitch High School. How has you morning been going so far?
New Student: Horribly, I gotten written up for dress twice already, and I hit about three potholes and almost got into an accident.
Other Student: Well, that's Austintown for ya!
Austintown by Gertrude Pumpernickel September 29, 2013