Austintown

A township in Northeastern Ohio where oppressive dress codes and potholes thrive.

Teacher: Hi! I see it's your first day here at Fitch High School. How has you morning been going so far?
New Student: Horribly, I gotten written up for dress twice already, and I hit about three potholes and almost got into an accident.
Other Student: Well, that's Austintown for ya!

by Gertrude Pumpernickel September 29, 2013

Austintown

The crappiest place to live

Only in austintown you can experience all fours seasons of the year in one week

by Jweeeeezy April 30, 2011

Austinpowerism

putting things in the foreground of a movie to keep us from seeing the family jewels

Austinpowerism, which translates (Wikipedia does not explain) as "putting things in the foreground to keep us from seeing the family jewels." Grendel arrives on schedule to tear down the mead hall, and there is a mighty battle which is rendered in gory and gruesome detail, right down to cleaved skulls and severed limbs.

by Mike Spector December 28, 2007

austintonian

A person from San Antonio Texas, typically from the north side, who has never really spent any time in downtown San Antonio, but is constantly talking about how everything is better in Austin. They are usually high school students who claim that they are moveing to Austin as soon as they graduate high school with their girl/boyfriend in order to become a famous writer/musician/poet/...what ever they all end up working at fast food joints, book stores, and video stores anyways.

If that fucking asshole from the north side reads one more austintonian poem about how he hates it here I will rip his fucking lungs out!

by angryboy July 23, 2006