The term used to describe the act of orally pleasuring a male with one's tongue, mouth, and/or lips after consuming a Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich, leaving the recipient's genitalia covered in grease and peanut oil.

Worker: How can I help you?
Customer: I'll take a large Chick-Fil-A sandwich to go. I'm hoping to get some chick-fil-atio on the drive home. No pickles.

chick-fil-atio by Colonpls February 5, 2015

Chick-fil-atio

Giving or receiving a gayboy glory-hole blowjob in a Chick-fil-a bathroom stall.

Dan Cathy sure delivers the best chick-fil-atio in his restaurants' bathrooms--except on Sunday.

Chick-fil-atio by JonFondle July 27, 2012

Phil Atio

A great fake name to give a substitute teacher (sounds like fellatio--get it?).

Substitute teacher: "Who is that boy making a penis out of modeling clay?"

Student: "Oh, that's Phil. Phil Atio. He's going out with Connie Lingus. You should send his ass to the principal."

Phil Atio by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005

chick-fil-atio

1) When you use a chick-fil-a sandwich to masturbate.

2) When someone performs filatio while eating a chick-fil-a or having just eaten it so that their breath is fresh with chicken and peanut oil.

1) Man it's bad news when I get hungry and horny because I'm liable to forget which hand's doing what and I'll end up giving myself the old chick-fil-atio.

2) Big girls give the best head, but sometimes you need to entice them with a free sandwich...Chick-fil-atio!

chick-fil-atio by durtysoufcraka October 29, 2009

Chik-Fil-Atio

1. The traditional definition of a blowjob - you know only involving 1 man and 1 woman.

2. The blowjob given as a reward for sufferring through a meal at Chik-Fil-A.

1. Dude #1 - Did you watch the game last night? The Eat-Mor-Chikin commercial was hilarious.
Dude #2 - I missed that. My wife gave me Chik-Fil-Atio on the couch during the commerical break.

2. My wife made me go to the mall so she could eat at Chik-Fil-A. It's ok though because she gave me Chik-Fil-Atio in the car on the ride home!

Chik-Fil-Atio by garmystrong July 26, 2012

chick-fil-atio

Any sex act performed in a location where it would normally be frowned upon for moral reasons.

We had chick-fil-atio in the basement of her father's church!

chick-fil-atio by Felix_Coniunctio February 4, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026