Astmf 

AS THE MOTHERFUCK

That girl is dirty astmf.
You're disrespectful astmf.
She's fine astmf.

Astmf by lilsanti December 11, 2016

astafuck 

astaga (an indonesian word to express “OMG) and the word “fuck” combined together

person 1: “astafuck what just happened!”
person 2: “i dont know..."

astafuck twitter cropping hates me.

astafuck by starlmaoo March 19, 2021

ASAMFP 

As Soon As Mother Fuckin Possible

I need a confirmation from you ASAMFP!

ASAMFP by goatofcolors August 18, 2009

ASAMFGDCSP 

Acronym for "As Soon As Mother Fucking God Damn Cock Sucking Possible". Used online mostly in message boards and chat rooms.

Woman, make me a sandwich ASAMFGDCSP!

ASAMFGDCSP by Cleveland.com/forums/browns August 7, 2010

ASAMF 

As a motherfucker

He was stupid ASAMF to leave you.

ASAMF by Sts Mts September 27, 2018

Ástmar 

Is an uncommon name for a male who is very proud of everything he does! his children are his main priority and there is nothing else that makes him more proud, well despite himself. It's not hard for him to please a crowd, he always has the right words and always seems to know how to say them, yet it can go out of hand. Despite all the great things about him he still can be quite rude and insensitive yet he is the most sensitive guy you'll probably ever meet. He doesn't let anyone treat his friends and family badly and is usually there to protect them.

Ástmar never runs out of bullshit, but that's what I like about him!

Ástmar by Blaidrekinn21 April 1, 2020

astufuallah 

i don’t know what this means but centeral cee said it

Astufuallah… back 2 work

astufuallah by Emalia June 12, 2023