ASAMFP

As Soon As Mother Fuckin Possible

I need a confirmation from you ASAMFP!

by goatofcolors August 18, 2009

ASAFP

As Soon As Fucking Possible

We needed those numbers yesterday! Get me that report ASAFP!

by belmug October 17, 2003

ASAFP

To do something As Soon As Fucking Possible, or As Soon As Frickin Possible.

Look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here ASAFP!!!

by The Kentucky Yankee May 15, 2005

ASAFP

As soon as fucking possible

Get me that item ASAFP!

by Jensen Roth July 24, 2008

ASAFP

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

by MJM27 November 17, 2009

ASAFP

An acronym for: "As Soon As Fucking Possible". Sooner than ASAP (as soon as possible).

Bill: Dude, where the fuck have you been? It's been forever!
Josh: Here, there, you know how I do. We do need to chill soon though.
Bill: Fa sho man! Hit me up ASAFP!

by urmommycock August 4, 2011

ASAMFGDCSP

Acronym for "As Soon As Mother Fucking God Damn Cock Sucking Possible". Used online mostly in message boards and chat rooms.

Woman, make me a sandwich ASAMFGDCSP!

by Cleveland.com/forums/browns August 7, 2010