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John: It sure is raining a lot!

Bobo: That is because the current month we are in is April, which is then followed by May. When lots of rain falls in April, it makes conditions ripe for flowers to grow next month, thus the popular saying, "April showers bring May flowers." It can also be abbreviated to "AsbMF" when texting, posting in chat rooms or forums, or even spoken in everyday communications.

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ASAMFP

As Soon As Mother Fuckin Possible

I need a confirmation from you ASAMFP!

ASAMFP by goatofcolors August 18, 2009

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Asbofit

An attractive chav.

Look at him/her, he/she's asbofit.

Asbofit by Clarence Grove June 24, 2010

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ASAMFGDCSP

Acronym for "As Soon As Mother Fucking God Damn Cock Sucking Possible". Used online mostly in message boards and chat rooms.

Woman, make me a sandwich ASAMFGDCSP!

ASAMFGDCSP by Cleveland.com/forums/browns August 7, 2010

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ASAMF

As a motherfucker

He was stupid ASAMF to leave you.

ASAMF by Sts Mts September 27, 2018

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ASBAF

And She Breathed Alexandria's Fate.

Some Gnar Gnars decided to put all their favorite bands together to make their own band name.... This is what they got

ASBAF: And She Breathed Alexandria's Fate

ASBAF by ASDFHJAL June 21, 2011

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Asbaftords

A word that was clearly made up to prove that whatever one thinks of is now brought into existance and thus exists dispite all other considerations.

You can't make everything exist, Kevin.

Retort: Yeah, whatever. Asbaftords. There, that never existed, and it does now because I said it.

Asbaftords by Kevin DuBois February 21, 2004

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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