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Assad Curse

When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse
John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"
Assad Curse by DanUD July 25, 2017
Related Words
assnado • Assnad • asswad • assnazi • Assad • Assna • Assnal • assaad • assnap • Assnavigator
the definition of awesomeness, this is a person is a legend... they also put the “ass” in assandr because DAMN they have a bootyyy!! if you need a friend, get a assandr in your life, just do it !!

can also sound like sand but with a fat booty - if you know what i’m saying
Ruby: “oh my look at assandr”
Mia: “what an ass”
Ruby: “i wish i had one like that!!”
Mia: “damn, me too”
assandr by ohyeahmakessense April 12, 2020
Another word to describe Arsenal (aka KSI’s favorite team). Who at this point really like to try losing.
Assnal is a cursed team.
Assnal by S/he’s just a friend December 14, 2020
Noun: (1) Toilet Paper, originally. (2) Now usually used to describe a person who is shallow or gullible, and who swears excessively.
That assnapkin got himself banned for swearing and cyboring newbies!
assnapkin by Zk4r January 6, 2005
That kid is getting assmad about his mom cancelling his Xbox Live account.
Assmad by ChairmanMeow___ September 6, 2013

assadocide 

That very specific and most cruel type of genocide, one where you systematically kill your own people, without letting up, but only those of the ethnicity that you wish to eradicate.
Syria’s nonstop assadocide has been going on for more than a decade now.
assadocide by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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