assnap

A rest for the butt. i.e. - sitting.

Crestfallen, Roger noted there were no available seats on the bus; he would not have his assnap.

by Thad Jansen February 01, 2013

Assnapped

slang used to describe the past tense of the act of assnapping; the act of kidnapping a person with the primary motive involving their buttocks

Steve: "What are you doing?!"

Joseph: "I'm kidnapping you and your pink, perfect ass!"

Steve: "Help, I'm being assnapped by the booty bandit!"

by Fax Dispenser February 21, 2023