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the definition of awesomeness, this is a person is a legend... they also put the “ass” in assandr because DAMN they have a bootyyy!! if you need a friend, get a assandr in your life, just do it !!

can also sound like sand but with a fat booty - if you know what i’m saying
Ruby: “oh my look at assandr”
Mia: “what an ass”
Ruby: “i wish i had one like that!!”
Mia: “damn, me too
assandr by ohyeahmakessense April 12, 2020
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Assyndromaliptic Anassytus 

astounding ability to ingest food from the butt..
Warning: Assyndromaliptic Anassytus is limited but not preventable to those who take a high dosage of Imodium.
A beautiful intelligent women she’s sensitive but has a kind heart she is strong but breaks down she has a smile that can light up the room her laugh is contagious she may have family problems but she Is fantastic in every way.
Did you see asandra

Yea she’s so beautiful
Asandra by Ur..friend December 15, 2020

assundry 

A word used by your annoying teacher, she means "sundry"- various.
And other assundry things...
assundry by anon350 November 16, 2013

Assandra 

Assandra is a planet found by rocket scientists it is an ass and is larger than the moon
Some day I want to get in a space ship and fly to assandra