JeffyFanatic5000's definitions

I'm Just a Bill

The Bill is one of the main characters from Schoolhouse Rock, who is often used for toilet paper in his spare time when he's not waiting to become a law.

I'm just a Bill, Yes-I'm only a Bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill...

by JeffyFanatic5000 October 16, 2021

Conjunction Junction

The #1 popular song in Schoolhouse Rock, where the main character is a conductor with a chef's hat that looks more like a pee pee. He teaches viewers about conjunctions (or cuntfucktions?) and humps train cars for a living.

Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses...

by JeffyFanatic5000 August 27, 2021

Redunded

A new slang for the r-word that kids have invented, and it's basically what Jeffy is.

"Jeffy does it, cause he's redunded!"

by JeffyFanatic5000 September 3, 2021

Green beans

Green beans are things that Jeffy HATES.

"I HATE GREEN BEANS, DADDY!"

by JeffyFanatic5000 September 3, 2021

Submachine Legacy

It came out on Friday the 13th, 2023. Super addictive; even I can’t stop playing it!

Mateusz Skutnik’s newest game: Submachine Legacy

by JeffyFanatic5000 October 17, 2023

Mr. Morton

Mr. Morton is a dummy thicc stalker guy from Schoolhouse Rock, with the face of Peter Griffin.

Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence, and what the predicate says he does!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022

Captain Banana Pants

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.

Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022