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All socialist parties of the ass trying to take over all regions of assdom. They are strict and cannot tolerate anything but assness.
Wow, those admins on #DA-Help are sure assnazis!
assnazi by A Certainty February 8, 2004
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ass nazi 

A small goblin-like animal with a Hitler mustache that resides inside a person's ass. At night, ass nazis leave their dwellings and venture outside to steal your underpants. See also: "Underpants Gnomes".
Person 1: "My ass itches."

Person 2: "Maybe you have ass nazis."

Person 1: "Yeah, I guess I'll have to eat some baked beans to flush 'em outta there."

Person 2: "Good idea."
ass nazi by Mick O'Neill November 13, 2006
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An amazing girl with an incredible ass
Alicia is Assmazing.
Assmazing by Alicialover202 December 2, 2009

Assnanigans 

Sexual Shenanigans whereby a male intends to perform anal sex on his unexpecting partner and does so my Tom Foolery and leads his partner to beleive that the occurance of the unexpected anal sex penetration was merely the direct result of a result of cockslippage.
Howard couldn't wait to have a little bit of his girlfriend's Brown Eye so he pulled of a little Assnanigans and slipped out mid-stroke making Sonja squeal with delight.

Roger: Hey Carl. How was your date with Rhonda last night?
Carl: Oh it was good Brahhhh! I pulled some Assnanigans!
Roger: Sweet!
Assnanigans by Eaton Holgoode September 11, 2014
A tsunami of ass; a VERY large "she" ASS in dynamic motion.
As a big-butted chick (ok, or dude) when she dances the Electric Slide, lookout for the Assnami!!
assnami by Sean & Todd July 6, 2005

Ass Nazi 

Someone who’s farts are so bad it is comparable to poison gas
Bro Ben’s farts are so bad. He’s a fucking ass nazi
Ass Nazi by Ollie609 February 16, 2022

ass nazi 

The Art of Being an Ass Nazi is when someone is so up oneself's own ass, there is no fun to be had and Extermination of small races can be found. One that has been called ass nazi should be attacked in their sleep and a fake moustache be drawn on their face and when the person speaks, everone else must reply 'Heil Hitler'
Alan- Man Adam's Head is like 12 miles up his ass
Adam- Heil Hitler!
Alan- ass nazi
ass nazi by thistimeitsyou July 23, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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