assnazi
All socialist parties of the ass trying to take over all regions of assdom. They are strict and cannot tolerate anything but assness.
assnazi by A Certainty February 8, 2004
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ass nazi
A small goblin-like animal with a Hitler mustache that resides inside a person's ass. At night, ass nazis leave their dwellings and venture outside to steal your underpants. See also: "Underpants Gnomes".
Person 1: "My ass itches."
Person 2: "Maybe you have ass nazis."
Person 1: "Yeah, I guess I'll have to eat some baked beans to flush 'em outta there."
Person 2: "Good idea."
Person 2: "Maybe you have ass nazis."
Person 1: "Yeah, I guess I'll have to eat some baked beans to flush 'em outta there."
Person 2: "Good idea."
ass nazi by Mick O'Neill November 13, 2006
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Assnanigans
Sexual Shenanigans whereby a male intends to perform anal sex on his unexpecting partner and does so my Tom Foolery and leads his partner to beleive that the occurance of the unexpected anal sex penetration was merely the direct result of a result of cockslippage.
Howard couldn't wait to have a little bit of his girlfriend's Brown Eye so he pulled of a little Assnanigans and slipped out mid-stroke making Sonja squeal with delight.
Roger: Hey Carl. How was your date with Rhonda last night?
Carl: Oh it was good Brahhhh! I pulled some Assnanigans!
Roger: Sweet!
Roger: Hey Carl. How was your date with Rhonda last night?
Carl: Oh it was good Brahhhh! I pulled some Assnanigans!
Roger: Sweet!
Assnanigans by Eaton Holgoode September 11, 2014
assnami
assnami by Sean & Todd July 6, 2005
ass nazi
The Art of Being an Ass Nazi is when someone is so up oneself's own ass, there is no fun to be had and Extermination of small races can be found. One that has been called ass nazi should be attacked in their sleep and a fake moustache be drawn on their face and when the person speaks, everone else must reply 'Heil Hitler'
ass nazi by thistimeitsyou July 23, 2006
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