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Banter name for Arsenal Football Club, one of the best clubs in EPL.
Assna fans are full on having a meltdown on Twitter timeline over a Carabao cup game.
Assna by Shiine-1 January 4, 2022
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Assna is the Banter Name for Arsenal which is by far the Smallest Club in London. Assna Fanbase is one of the most deluded fanbases in the World. Assna always gets battered by Tottenham which is the Biggest Club in London. The Owner of Assna is Heung-Min Son.
Assna get battered, everywhere they go.
Assna Fans cry because they always finish below Tottenham.
Assna's Favorite Place to finish in the Table is 8th.
Assna by Clemont Allen May 3, 2022
A nickname for Arsenal football club used mostly by African fans on Twitter.
Assna was so bad today kmt lol sksksksk!!
Assna by Efan69 May 19, 2024

Assad Curse

When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse
John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"
Assad Curse by DanUD July 25, 2017
Assala is literally the best girl on the face of the earth. She brings such joy and light to life it's amazing. She treats people so sweetly like everyone is her own. She has soft hands and soft hair, a really sexy body, and her body warmth makes you feel amazing. Everyone loves her (even if she doesn't believe it), and damn she's so gorgeous (even if she doesn't believe that either but she really should).

She is very hard to get.
She is a person you can trust and you should never give up on. She needs you as much as you do her. If you are loyal to her she will return the favor, but if u screw with her you lost your chances.

Assala waits for the right man. And if it's you damnnn you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Assala is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Assala is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Assala has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.

When you find a Assala, you better grab her before someone else does.
Assala
Assala by anonymous Ilias September 12, 2019

Assalias 

n. The name given to a chick's ass.
Guy "Damn girl, that thing is huge! What's its assalias?"
Girl "I call her Sheeba."
Assalias by migga please May 5, 2009